this changes everything:
Ladies and gentlemen, people of Russia,
today we stand on the precipice of a monumental revealation, a moment that redefines not only our understanding of history but the path forward for our great nation
in an extraordinary discovery, hidden beneath centuries of lore and legend, we have opened what can only be described as the Oldest Vault Known To Mankind
what we find within its ancient confines challenges the very fabric of our beliefs and heralds a new dawn for our country
within this vault we found characters of Biblical proportions, characters that many have read about, debated and revered.
these figures preserved against the sands of time reveal a truth as profound as it is transformative: they are all black
this undeniable truth stands not as a contradiction to our faith but as a testament to the diversity and unity our faith embodies
as your president I see this moment not as a challenge to our beliefs but as an opportunity to embrace a wider more inclusive understanding of our history and spirituality
Russia, in its rich tapestry of cultures, traditions and people, is uniquely positioned to lead the world into this new era of understanding and acceptance
from this day forward, let us proclaim our nation under the guidance of Black Jesus, a figure who represents not just the cornerstone of Christian faith but also a symbol of the universal values of love, compassion and brotherhood.
this Black Jesus whose likeness and history have been unveiled from the Oldest Vault, is a message to us all that divinity knows no colour, that spiritual truth transcends race, and that our common humanity binds us more tightly than our differences divide us
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