Did you know who Jason Palmer (D) was before tonight?

[NYDem]

First challenger to win a contest against an incumbent since the Democrats forgot to put Clinton on the ballot in South Dakota in 1996.

[インターネット掲示板ユーザー Punxsutawney Phil]

No

[I'm a prince to the grifters, I turn apostles to pimps]

I'm sure I'd seen his name before but even after skimming through his website, I'm still not sure he's not a stock image of a president come to life.

[Sir Mohamed]

I'm not even sure Jason Palmer knew who Jason Palmer was.

[Schumer can go f*** himself!]

Still don’t

[Averroës]

Yes, because I looked up every name on my primary ballot about a month ago, and he was one of them.

I laughed out loud when I came across this picture of him posed with a stack of, hmm, let's just say "immaculately curated," books.