Look who's with the UAC! (An M TV Ad)

[M]

<Footage of Gustaf's Inaugural>
President Gustaf: As long as an Atlasian child cries out for help on a cold dark night, we'll be there, this fine country, this fine government. Never Give up. Never Surrender. Full Speed Ahead!

<Footage of a Soulty press conference>
Vice-president Supersoulty: Here on the forum we have policies for everything. How to post, how to campaign, even how to make sigs. How did our policies get started, you ask? I'll tell you. I don't know.  But I know one thing. Without our policies, our forum would be as shaky as, a fiddler on the net.

<Footage of Don addressing Candidate M>
Governor htmldon: It's really the party that chooses the candidate, M. It's not always clear why. But I think one thing is clear. We can expect great things from you, M at Brandeis. After all, Harry-who-must-not-be-reelected did great things. Terrible, yes, but great.

<Footage of Harry practicing speaking in bathroom mirror>
Senator Harry: So, M, now you know that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

<Footage of M walking out of impressive looking building>
Senate Candidate M: I'm Senate Candidate M, and I approve this message.

[7,052,770]

gasp!  that footage was supposed to be secret!!!

[King]

*calls 1-800-GET-A-PAC*

Full speed ahead!

[JohnFKennedy]

*calls 1-800-GET-A-PAC*

You will pay!

[King]

*calls 1-800-GET-A-PAC*

You will pay!

I forgot M was the UAC candidate...changed...I am a little out-there today...

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

<Footage of Harry practicing speaking in bathroom mirror>
Senator Harry: So, M, now you know that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

"The Schwartz will be with you always."  -- Yogurt

[StevenNick]

WTF is going on here??

[Gustaf]

WTF is going on here??

References to obscure works.

"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine"

[12th Doctor]

Funny, I don't recall having said that.  "Shaky as a fiddler on a net", is definatly not an axium I would use.

[M]

In case some people did not fully understand the depths of my wit here, let me enlighten y'all.

<Footage of Gustaf's Inaugural>
President Gustaf: As long as an Atlasian child cries out for help on a cold dark night, we'll be there, this fine country, this fine government. Never Give up. Never Surrender. Full Speed Ahead!

Well, this one was based on Galaxy Quest. Tim Allen's character, Captain Jason Quincy Taggart, uses this phrase a lot. It's a great line from a hilarious movie.

<Footage of a Soulty press conference>
Vice-president Supersoulty: Here on the forum we have policies for everything. How to post, how to campaign, even how to make sigs. How did our policies get started, you ask? I'll tell you. I don't know.  But I know one thing. Without our policies, our forum would be as shaky as, a fiddler on the net.

A direct quote from the beginning of Fiddler, of Topol's character Tevyah just before he sings "Tradition". It was slightly abreviated and the key words changed.

<Footage of Don addressing Candidate M>
Governor htmldon: It's really the party that chooses the candidate, M. It's not always clear why. But I think one thing is clear. We can expect great things from you, M at Brandeis. After all, Harry-who-must-not-be-reelected did great things. Terrible, yes, but great.

Ollivander in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Includes a play-on-words with the classic (to Potterphiles) He-who-must-not-be-named.

<Footage of Harry practicing speaking in bathroom mirror>
Senator Harry: So, M, now you know that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

A direct quote of Rick Moranis' Dark Helmet, a Vader spoof, in Mel Brooks' sci-fi parody "Spaceballs".

<Footage of M walking out of impressive looking building>
Senate Candidate M: I'm Senate Candidate M, and I approve this message.

George Bush. I assume most people got this one.