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StatesRights
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« on: May 31, 2007, 06:41:29 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2007, 07:14:27 AM »



I dunno.  He's a trucker.  Maybe if I was younger....  *laughs*
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« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2007, 07:42:16 AM »

No, I am incapable of violence.  I feel confident I could escape him however.
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« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2007, 07:48:58 AM »

Opebo - Hell ya.

I'm going to sound arrogant but I could kick about 95% of this forum's ass. The rest would meet my 9mm! Tongue
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« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2007, 07:50:27 AM »

Opebo - Hell ya.

I'm going to sound arrogant but I could kick about 95% of this forum's ass. The rest would meet my 9mm! Tongue

For what are you compensating, Mikey?  Surely it cannot be that small?
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« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2007, 07:52:05 AM »

Opebo - Hell ya.

I'm going to sound arrogant but I could kick about 95% of this forum's ass. The rest would meet my 9mm! Tongue

For what are you compensating, Mikey?  Surely it cannot be that small?

Well my knives are small! Tongue
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« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2007, 08:03:52 AM »

Opebo - Hell ya.

I'm going to sound arrogant but I could kick about 95% of this forum's ass. The rest would meet my 9mm! Tongue

For what are you compensating, Mikey?  Surely it cannot be that small?

Well my knives are small! Tongue

*** Insert image of Crocodile Dundee w/ knife here ***
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« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2007, 09:55:21 AM »

He's old, I'm not. Unless he's in really good shape, or like a Black Belt in some Martial Art, I probably could.
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« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2007, 09:58:24 AM »

Doubtful.

I'm also going to predict that the next person could kick my ass quite easily as well, but in doing so they'd go straight to Hell.
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« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2007, 12:07:02 PM »

I'm confidant if I could catch him, I could probably kill him.

I wouldn't though. I'm actually well versed in the knowledge of wrestling and boxing, and for a fat guy, I'm fairly athletic. Only problem is my back is often a variable.
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« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2007, 12:28:56 PM »

Well, it's certainly a wide enough target... Tongue
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« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2007, 12:35:10 PM »

He's Canadian...end of story! Wink
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« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2007, 12:35:48 PM »

He's a man of god... End of story Tongue Wink
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« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2007, 02:30:40 PM »

probably not.

from what i understand he i am bigger fellow.  im tall...but a skinny.
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« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2007, 02:45:17 PM »

It would be a pretty great fight between skinny, not notably athletic people. I have no idea who would win, but we'd both be so beaten (or not beaten) that the victory would be too hollow to matter. Cheesy
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« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2007, 03:00:02 PM »

It would be a pretty great fight between skinny, not notably athletic people. I have no idea who would win, but we'd both be so beaten (or not beaten) that the victory would be too hollow to matter. Cheesy

Make it a tag team match, that'd be fun... We should form tag teams like Demolition or something, lol.
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« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2007, 04:32:02 PM »

Probably.
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« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2007, 04:51:50 PM »


I dare not answer . . . to protect the family jewels.  Tongue
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« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2007, 06:15:17 PM »

Considering he is what? 90 Smiley  yes
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« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2007, 07:54:20 PM »

Possibly
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« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2007, 07:56:14 PM »

I could take 'im Wink
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« Reply #21 on: May 31, 2007, 11:57:58 PM »

Of course not.  Is he the fat one?
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« Reply #22 on: June 01, 2007, 12:21:46 AM »

dunno. i don't really have a valid reason to do so.
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« Reply #23 on: June 01, 2007, 12:26:06 AM »

Why should I slam the "chocolate box" of another man ? Therefore No.
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« Reply #24 on: June 01, 2007, 12:36:10 AM »

Yes.  The buttocks is a fairly large target and I have long legs and big feet to attack with.
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