I openly support kids stealing their parents' cigarettes and flushing them.
Having a parent who smokes (outside) is less harmful to a kid than having a parent who drinks. Therefore, I hope all of BRTD's kids end up stealing all of his alcoholic beverages and flushing them.
Yep. You wanna smoke step outside.
Agree. It's not that hard to do so.
David brought up the fact that should the government take kids away from parents who smoke... I don't believe so, but it is common courtesy to step outside or something like that. My brother is an asthmatic, and my mom's best friend would smoke around him and he'd cough and cough until one day when we I was about 10 and he was 8, she was smoking in our house and Chris started hacking... I told my mom's friend to take that disgusting sh**t outside. Of course she reacted the way an adult would to a child, so I took her cigs out of her purse and said you now have three choices. First, you could kindly smoke outside. Second, I could take the rest of your pack, toss them in the toilet and take a piss on them and see how much you really want them. Or, third, I could shove every one of them don your throat... Needless to say, she never smoked in our house again.
