118th Congress Official Portraits Megathread

[Roll Roons]

Eli Crane (AZ-02) has one:

Crane looks like he's about to burst into tears.

[Holmes]

Corrupt Jr (NJ-08) has one:

He looks like a mean rodent.

Would tbh

[The Arizonan]

Here’s a picture of model citizen, Derrick Van Orden.

[Born to Slay. Forced to Work.]

Eli Crane (AZ-02) has one:

He looks like he just wondered in and they snapped his picture.

[Schiff for Senate]

Eli Crane (AZ-02) has one:

Crane looks like he's about to burst into tears.

Somehow Crane looks like the perfect representative for a district like his tbh.

[Born to Slay. Forced to Work.]

Mike Collins (GA-10)



Anthony Desposito (NY-04)



Jasmine Crockett (TX-30)

[Zedonathin2020]

Greg Landsman (OH-01) has one now.

[Kahane's Grave Is A Gender-Neutral Bathroom]

Chris Deluzio (PA-17) has one:



Eric Burlison (MO-07) has one:



Juan Ciscomani (AZ-06) has one:

[Zedonathin2020]

Gabe Vazquez of NM-02 has one.



And so does Eric Schmitt



And Welch's Senate photo

[Kahane's Grave Is A Gender-Neutral Bathroom]

Markwayne Mullin (OK) has one:



Kevin Kiley (CA-03) has one



John Duarte (CA-13) has one



Yadira Caraveo (CO-08)



Aaron Bean (FL-04)

[Kahane's Grave Is A Gender-Neutral Bathroom]

Kevin Mullin (CA-15) has one:



Maxwell Frost (FL-10) has one:



Rich McCormick (GA-06) has one:



Jill Tokuda (HI-02) has one:



Delia Ramirez (IL-03) has one:



Nikki Budzinski (IL13) has one:

[Oryxslayer]

Guess whooooo

[Kahane's Grave Is A Gender-Neutral Bathroom]

Erin Houchin (IN-09) has one:



Zach Nunn (IA-03) has one:



Glenn Ivey (MD-04) has one:



Hillary Scholten (MI-03) has one:



John James (MI-10) has one:

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Guess whooooo

Anthony Devolder?

[Zedonathin2020]

Guess whooooo

Anthony Devolder?

A descendent of Ukrainian Jews, who’s mother died on September 11th?

[Kahane's Grave Is A Gender-Neutral Bathroom]

Mark Alford (MO-04) has one:



Tom Kean Jr (NJ-07) has one:



Nick LaLota (NY-01) has one:



"George Santos" (NY-03) has one:



Nick Langworthy (NY-23) has one:

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Guess whooooo

Definitely looks familiar. I think he saved a bunch of kids from a burning school bus in my neighborhood once.

[Kahane's Grave Is A Gender-Neutral Bathroom]

Valerie Foushee (NC-04) has one:



Chuck Edwards (NC-11) has one:



Jeff Jackson (NC-14) has one:



Max Miller (OH-07) has one:



Emilia Sykes (OH-13) has one:

[Kahane's Grave Is A Gender-Neutral Bathroom]

Val Hoyle (OR-04) has one:



Andrea Salinas (OR-06) has one:



Summer Lee (PA-12) has one:



Seth Magaziner (RI-02) has one:



Russell Fry (SC-07) has one:

[Kahane's Grave Is A Gender-Neutral Bathroom]

Nathaniel Moran (TX-01) has one:



Keith Self (TX-03) has one:



Monica De La Cruz (TX-15) has one:



Harriet Hageman (WY-AL) has one:

[Born to Slay. Forced to Work.]

Glenn Ivey (MD-04) has one:



Hillary Scholten (MI-03) has one:

Hillary Scholten looks a lot like Glenn Ivey!

_{(Here’s the actual Hillary Scholten)}



Ryan Zinke (MT-01)

[Born to Slay. Forced to Work.]

I’m not a huge fan of the standing portraits

[Born to Slay. Forced to Work.]

According to Wikipedia this is Ted Budd’s official portrait

[Born to Slay. Forced to Work.]

Sydney Kamlager (CA-37)



Robert Garcia (CA-42)




Brittany Pettersen (CO-07)



Jonathan Jackson (IL-01)



Shri Thanedar (MI-13)


Marie Gluzenkamp Perez (WA-03)



And I think that’s all the house

[Roll Roons]

Eli Crane (AZ-02) has one:

Crane looks like he's about to burst into tears.

Somehow Crane looks like the perfect representative for a district like his tbh.

Idk, it's kind of a weird district. Democrats have a high floor between reservations and touristy areas like Flagstaff, Sedona and the areas around the Grand Canyon, but they're outweighed by uber-conservative Prescott.