S.22-4.36: Gamergate Act (PASSED)

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GAMERGATE ACT

1. The Prostitution Is A Sin Act shall be amended as follows:

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1. Adult Entertainer means a person who engages in any of the following professions, acts, or performances, for money or other valuable thing or consideration, regardless of if the person receives any money or other valuable thing or consideration including but not limited to positive publicity, coverage, or reviews by a journalist, art critic, or media producer on a particular instance:

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2. The Prostitution Is A Sin Act shall be amended as follows:

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6. Prostitution means engaging in sexual acts with another person in return for a fee, monetary consideration, or other thing of value. For purposes of this act, the consensual, non-penetrative touching or fondling of a licensed adult entertainer or a customer thereof shall not constitute prostitution. For purposes of this act, positive publicity, coverage, or reviews by a journalist, art critic, or media producer shall constitute a thing of value.

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3. It is the position of the Southern Region that first-person shooter video games are not a likely cause of spree killings.

4. It is the position of the Southern Region that it is the responsibility of each parent or legal guardian to best determine what video games are appropriate for their minor children and each such parent or legal guardian should take an active role in making such decisions so that each minor child may flourish.

5. This act shall take effect immediately.

Sponsor: fhtagn

[Mr. Reactionary]

This clarifies that having sex with someone in consideration of positive press coverage and puff pieces is prostitution. Looking at you Anita Sarkeesian.

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Motioning for a final vote. 24 hours for objections.

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

No objection.

[fhtagn]

A final vote on this bill is now open for 72 hours, or until 24 hours after this has enough votes to pass or fail, or until everybody votes, whichever occurs soonest.

[fhtagn]

Aye

[reagente]

aye

[UlmerFudd]

aye

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Aye

[RFayette]

aye

[fhtagn]

The bill now passes and awaits gubernatorial action.

Aye: 5
Nay:0
Present: 0
Not voting: 0

GAMERGATE ACT

1. The Prostitution Is A Sin Act shall be amended as follows:

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1. Adult Entertainer means a person who engages in any of the following professions, acts, or performances, for money or other valuable thing or consideration, regardless of if the person receives any money or other valuable thing or consideration including but not limited to positive publicity, coverage, or reviews by a journalist, art critic, or media producer on a particular instance:

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2. The Prostitution Is A Sin Act shall be amended as follows:

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6. Prostitution means engaging in sexual acts with another person in return for a fee, monetary consideration, or other thing of value. For purposes of this act, the consensual, non-penetrative touching or fondling of a licensed adult entertainer or a customer thereof shall not constitute prostitution. For purposes of this act, positive publicity, coverage, or reviews by a journalist, art critic, or media producer shall constitute a thing of value.

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3. It is the position of the Southern Region that first-person shooter video games are not a likely cause of spree killings.

4. It is the position of the Southern Region that it is the responsibility of each parent or legal guardian to best determine what video games are appropriate for their minor children and each such parent or legal guardian should take an active role in making such decisions so that each minor child may flourish.

5. This act shall take effect immediately.