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The Smiling Face On Your TV
slimey56
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« on: August 23, 2022, 01:06:53 PM »
« edited: September 04, 2022, 11:38:05 PM by CKY Revivalist »

I got modded for the mistake of explicitly stating redacted when I posted this in the Bad Takes thread. This is also a WIP may update as new groups come into my head. Without further ado, so I'll term this my list of um..... "undesirables":

-snapback wearers
-anyone who plays music out of a backpack speaker
-The creative staff of Spongebob post-season 4
-X-Pac
-Ryback. X-Pac sucks for the meme but Ryback was legit dangerous to work with.
-The CCP
-The ICP
-Juggalos
-most skater kids or at least the ones who clog boardwalk bike lanes
-Most pop punk/emo bands whose discography consists of the above with an estrogen IV
-Butch Hartman the moment he continued Fairly Oddparents by adding Poof. Textbook case of both Seasonal Rot and Cash Cow Necrophilia
-Parents who can’t control their kids in movie theaters
-People who spend more on car mods than their actual car
-Really any moviegoer who keeps those wastes of spaces alive. It’s 2022, the ideal film viewing experience is at home streaming with an appropriately dosed edible.
-Hospital executives/administrators
-Shopping cart abandoners (s/o Cart Narcs!)
-Valentino DiGiorgio. Disgrace to the wops. Fun fact: I played high school baseball and club hockey with his son!  Decent enough kid, shame his old man is ok w/fascism. Also both of his daughters are bad asf
-Anyone who parrots Friedman’s axiom “the only responsibility of a corporation is to deliver a profit to their shareholders.” without understanding the narrow, limited scope of liability law which he is speaking with respect to
-oil company executives, well really a lot of executives but chiefly fossil fuel executives.
-Sam Pepper
-rapists
-their enablers
-domestic abusers
-Barstool (though the previous 3 cover most of them)
-Designated hitter deniers
-Snakes. Can’t explain it them jawns just scary asl.
-Stranger Things writers, or really anyone who slaps Boomer nostalgia around a Stephen King tropes mish-mash. Cobra Kai is pretty kool tho.
-ranking officers in any major asset management firm (“stock broker” is a subspecies of these professional gamblers, I prefer parasite)
-Replace Quebec with a glacier-rink called “HOCKEYLAND” with tasteful neon lights
-Establish Québécois gulag for their abominable pizza-ghetti
-Studio Gainax. Neon Genesis’s animation was extremely underwhelming and I’m not taking any budget excuses
-Simpsons writers after Futurama launched
-Joe from Blue’s Clues
-Most small business owners. Small business EMPLOYEES are the backbone of the economy, small business owners are the figurehead of their fiefdom who often don’’t know their a55 from a hole in the ground w/r/t operations
-Ryan the Weasel Costello himself. Crybaby ran and took his ball home the moment the playing field got evened
-Pat Toomey. Goes above and beyond your run of the mill GOP scumbag by being a classic Wall Street plant. His inaccurate overvaluation of securities represents everything wrong with the financial class today in this country
-Imams
-most Clergy
-Turkey
-Comcast. Both for their chronic mismanagement of the Flyers and perpetuation of an information oligopoly
-People who drive over bike lanes
-Russ (the rapper)
-Chance The Rapper
-Rubberneckers
-Fred Durst
-Carson Daly
-Anyone born after 9/11
-Whichever Rockstar dev phucked up the fast travel in RDR2 like phuck you man
-City mains in FIFA
-Mike Milbury
-Tie Domi, Max Domi
-Bernard Karmell Pollard
-Brad Marchand
-Woodie Allen
-Rich Paul
-Ben Simmons. Bum, coward, etc.
-Randy from that 70s show
-Hideki Matsui
-The Irate Gamer, total AVGN knock-off
-TheFineBros
-Leafy
-Anyone over the age of 11 who thinks smosh is funny
-Anyone at any age who still thinks Filthyfrank is funny
-Bryan Cuckangelo and all of his burner accounts
-Cody Ross
-Ruben Amaro Jr.
-Freddie Mitchell
-Craig Adams
-Evgeni "Shrek" Malkin
-A-Roid
-Freddie Freeman
-DeShazor Everrett. I still remember what he did to Sproles, that was disgusting
-Anyone who has at any point unironically laughed at Rawr XD
-McMansion dwellers
-BMW drivers
-My college roommate who put 17 GRAND modding his 92 Miata into a drag-racing machine. Lord knows how much he’s single-handedly raised the Mauna Loa CO2 graph slope.
-Creepypasta enjoyers over the age of majority
-(Per CalamityBlue) His alma mater's School of Cinematic Arts faculty and most of their conference-hogging students
-(Per discovolante) taylor ham-utterers shall face the ultimatum of pork roll re-education or disenfranchisement
-Able-bodied individuals who sit on a crowded subway, or at least those who take up the handicapped seating
-Passengers who don’t wait to let people off public before getting on the bus/train
-Penntrifiers
- Anyone who doesn’t recognize the red white and yellow aux cables
-Daniel Hersl. Go watch We Own This City on HBO. Nuff said.
-The entire Kardashian family
-Barb from Trailer Park Boys. Frig off, Barb!
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The Smiling Face On Your TV
slimey56
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« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2022, 08:19:03 AM »

I still can't believe that Brazil lost to Germany 1:7.

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slimey56
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Posts: 1,494
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Political Matrix
E: -6.46, S: -7.30

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« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2022, 04:14:45 PM »

Sorry for the double post…
-Whichever Rockstar dev phucked up the fast travel in RDR2 like phuck you man
Not having played RDR and having played some RDR2 including using the train, what got screwed up?
I hated how it takes 20 min to get from Saint Denis to the mountains on horseback and its really phucking annoying when the fast travel spots depend on a low-level wanted rating. The gator hunting is pretty kicka55 tho aside from your horse always running away like a sissy.
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slimey56
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Posts: 1,494
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Political Matrix
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« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2022, 11:18:51 AM »


In case you people ever wonder where I get it from
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slimey56
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Posts: 1,494
Korea, Democratic People's Republic of


Political Matrix
E: -6.46, S: -7.30

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« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2022, 09:45:20 PM »

You're a true Lancaster Countian if you can correctly point out Elizabeth Township and Elizabethtown on a map without guessing.

[points to Bird-in-Hand, Blue Ball, Intercourse, and Lititz]

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The Smiling Face On Your TV
slimey56
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Posts: 1,494
Korea, Democratic People's Republic of


Political Matrix
E: -6.46, S: -7.30

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« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2022, 04:34:04 PM »

Everyone condemns imperialism until they spend a week in Santa Monica and realize James K. Polk did absolutely nothing wrong when he got Cali.
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The Smiling Face On Your TV
slimey56
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Posts: 1,494
Korea, Democratic People's Republic of


Political Matrix
E: -6.46, S: -7.30

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« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2022, 02:20:33 PM »

FTR I’m justified in not caring ab elections I can’t vote in because my Commonwealth is objectively speaking the center of the psephological universe.
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slimey56
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Political Matrix
E: -6.46, S: -7.30

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« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2022, 01:47:43 PM »

Reject modernity (cola), embrace tradition (root beer)

Stewart's Cream Soda supremacy
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The Smiling Face On Your TV
slimey56
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Posts: 1,494
Korea, Democratic People's Republic of


Political Matrix
E: -6.46, S: -7.30

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« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2022, 07:50:46 PM »


Slimey56 waiting for the Charm City Circulator Route to take him back from the Os game to his car parked in Charles Village (2022 colorized). Will provide further details in my Camden Yards ballpark review.
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The Smiling Face On Your TV
slimey56
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Posts: 1,494
Korea, Democratic People's Republic of


Political Matrix
E: -6.46, S: -7.30

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« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2022, 11:28:46 PM »

Requiem for a Dream did more to steer me away from narcotics and greenies than the D.A.R.E. program ever could've hoped to.
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slimey56
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Political Matrix
E: -6.46, S: -7.30

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« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2022, 09:59:46 AM »

Y’all know what really grinds my gears? Young people who go on and on ab the past. Like the other day I was seeing a few buddies I went to high school with and nearly the only thing we do nowadays at gatherings is rewatch the same B-Roll Sony Vegas-edited action movies we filmed several years ago now. Like bro we just graduated college and are only getting started in the real world. That perpetual reminiscence sh**t is drawlin I’m tryna live life not spend my 20s emulating some old retirement home coot.
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The Smiling Face On Your TV
slimey56
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Posts: 1,494
Korea, Democratic People's Republic of


Political Matrix
E: -6.46, S: -7.30

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« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2023, 07:19:15 PM »



My new favorite Youtuber. OBLIVIATED OBLIVIATED OBLIVIATED OBLIVIATED OBLIVIATED
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