A thread for random and miscellaneous musings

[Progressive Pessimist]

What is the difference between a "crank call" and a "prank call?" Is there even a difference? I've looked it up on Google before but I can't get any straight or consistent answers.

[Progressive Pessimist]

The term "assless chaps" is redundant. All chaps are assless.

[Progressive Pessimist]

In trying Coca-Cola's Dreamworld flavor, it's vastly superior to their last weird, concept-based flavor of "Starlight," which was one of the most repulsive sodas I have ever tried in all my years as a novelty soda connoisseur.

[Progressive Pessimist]

In trying Coca-Cola's Dreamworld flavor, it's vastly superior to their last weird, concept-based flavor of "Starlight," which was one of the most repulsive sodas I have ever tried in all my years as a novelty soda connoisseur.

Not much of a pop drinker, at least, I try not to be, but but Starlight > Dreamworld.

Obviously I disagree, but I'm curious what you thought both tasted like.

Dreamworld tasted like some sort of tropical fruit. Either mango or pineapple, I'm not entirely sure.

And Starlight tasted like s'mores. usually I love s'mores flavored things, but it translates atrociously to a cola based soft drink.

[Progressive Pessimist]

Did any of you try Dr. Pepper cream soda? It was pretty common to find earlier in the year, and was possibly the best new soda I've tried in awhile, but I think they discontinued it-I think it was only a limited time thing. And that's a shame because it was so f***ing good.

[Progressive Pessimist]

The acronym "NSFW" has more syllables than what it stands for.

[Progressive Pessimist]

Someone needs to invent a product that removes color dye after it stains your tongue when you eat candy, specifically blue candy.

[Progressive Pessimist]

Sorry Canada, but your tourism board's decision to use Electric Guests' 'This Head I Hold' in its ads make me not want to visit the country. I f***ing hate that band.

[Progressive Pessimist]

I can't f***ing stand the Please Don't Destroy guys from 'Saturday Night Live.' Every sketch of theirs is the same and completely unfunny. I've figured out the formula and everything.

[Progressive Pessimist]

There are a lot of disappointing things in this world: and one of them is when you make nachos with cheese that doesn't melt well and ruins the whole thing.

[Progressive Pessimist]

Why do girls have gay friends but guys don’t have lesbian friends?

This sounds like a skill issue to me.

Dandori issue.

_{Points for recognizing that reference.}

[Progressive Pessimist]

Why has nobody made resealable cereal bags yet?

[Progressive Pessimist]

Why did they change the Jardiance commercial yet use the same song?

[Progressive Pessimist]

Another commercial observation: in this EHarmony ad I hate, some ugly guy with a bad singing voice serenades his girlfreind/wife when she returns home from a hard day of work. I'm annoyed that they either didn't get a handsome guy who can sing, an ugly guy who can sing, or a handsome guy who can't. Instead they cast the worst of both, which I just cannot buy.