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The River Is Older Than The Mountain
slimey56
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« on: July 14, 2022, 10:59:42 AM »
« edited: July 14, 2022, 11:48:06 AM by Keystoned To The Bone »

Occamís Razor dictates 90% of being a Philly sports fan is some malevolent cosmic entity tormenting me for my sins in a past life.
Since this post, galaxy brained Chuck Fletcher traded 3 mid rounders for a mid-pairing Dman from South Jersey who is a known white supremacist then GOT COLD FEET MOVING ONE FIRST ROUNDER SO WE COULDNíT SIGN THE SOUTH JERSEY NATIVE 40+ GOAL 100 POINT HART TROPHY CANDIDATE WHO OH YEAH, ISNíT A F___ING RACIST.

In short, Idk if God exists, but oh do I believe in the primordial chaos monster. Its name is Xfinity, and itís hellbent on turning my local franchise, to me the manifestation of the sport, the activity I love playing almost as much life itself, into a nepotistic corporate alumni association.
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The River Is Older Than The Mountain
slimey56
Jr. Member
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Posts: 1,313
Korea, Democratic People's Republic of


Political Matrix
E: -6.46, S: -7.30

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« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2022, 07:20:23 PM »

Occamís Razor dictates 90% of being a Philly sports fan is some malevolent cosmic entity tormenting me for my sins in a past life.
Since this post, galaxy brained Chuck Fletcher traded 3 mid rounders for a mid-pairing Dman from South Jersey who is a known white supremacist then GOT COLD FEET MOVING ONE FIRST ROUNDER SO WE COULDNíT SIGN THE SOUTH JERSEY NATIVE 40+ GOAL 100 POINT HART TROPHY CANDIDATE WHO OH YEAH, ISNíT A F___ING RACIST.

In short, Idk if God exists, but oh do I believe in the primordial chaos monster. Its name is Xfinity, and itís hellbent on turning my local franchise, to me the manifestation of the sport, the activity I love playing almost as much life itself, into a nepotistic corporate alumni association.

Leviathan twisted the knife further into my people today. Johnny Hockey not only re-affirmed his regret at being unable to deliver salvation to the Phaithful by coming home, but did so while JET SKIING IN AVALON. Is that not a man who wants to be a f___ing Flyer? What entity could manifest such a tragedy via Chuck Fletcher's incompetence if not some Evil Sentient Cosmic Force? After all, The Curse of Billy Penn only lifted for the Phightins to win the WS once Comcast rightfully restored our Commonwealth's founder to the highest perch in the city.

In short, I can extrapolate the collective suffering of myself and friends to confirm a demon causing a crisis of faith. By Clarke, LeClair, Hartnell, and the holy Gagne goal against the Bruins, I smite thee! Sell. The. Team! Sell. The Team! Sell. The. Team! Sell. The. Team! Sell. The Team! Sell. The. Team!
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The River Is Older Than The Mountain
slimey56
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Posts: 1,313
Korea, Democratic People's Republic of


Political Matrix
E: -6.46, S: -7.30

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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2022, 07:52:01 AM »


Tired: Expecting a metaphysical deity to effectuate its faithfulís founding convenant.
Wired: Substituting fandom for civic religion as the Pantheon acknowledges its covenant with the Phaithful.
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The River Is Older Than The Mountain
slimey56
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Posts: 1,313
Korea, Democratic People's Republic of


Political Matrix
E: -6.46, S: -7.30

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« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2022, 11:10:10 PM »


Tired: Expecting a metaphysical deity to effectuate its faithfulís founding convenant.
Wired: Substituting fandom for civic religion as the Pantheon acknowledges its covenant with the Phaithful.

And on the promised Sabbath, our new patron delivered over 150 receiving yards on the road to victory despite Jonathan Gannon's best efforts to award AMON-RA St. Brown's squad the laurels of battle. For whether one is black, white, rich, poor, straight, queer, male, female, in-between, cop, civil liberties' activist, Democrat, Republican, Wawa supremacist, or Primo hoagies' enjoyer, we stand united behind One Team. One City. One Dream.
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The River Is Older Than The Mountain
slimey56
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Posts: 1,313
Korea, Democratic People's Republic of


Political Matrix
E: -6.46, S: -7.30

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« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2022, 09:55:58 PM »


We even venerate our oracles
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