S.22.2-72: Obscene Sex Toy Prohibition Act (PASSED)

[fhtagn]

OBSCENE SEX TOY PROHIBITION ACT

TITLE I: DEFINITIONS

1. The following definition applies to this act.

A. Obscene sex toy means:

i. a sexually explicit sculpture or object that is designed or sculpted to appear as the genitalia or sex organs of a non-human animal, including but not limited to a fictitious or mythical animal. This shall not include any equipment utilized in animal husbandry or breeding;

ii. a sex doll designed to appear as a non-human animal, including but not limited to a fictitious or mythical animal. This shall not include any equipment utilized in animal husbandry or breeding;

iii. a whip, cat-o-ninetails, riding crop, paddle, or other flagellation device designed or marketed for use in sadomasochistic abuse. This shall not include any equipment utilized in animal training or care;

iv. a chastity cage or other device designed or marketed for use in preventing the excitement, arrousal, or penetration of a person's genitalia;

v. a ball gag, muzzle, mask, or other device designed or marketed for use in preventing a person from speaking or emitting vocal sounds;

vi. an o-ring gag or other device designed or marketed for use in preventing a person from closing his or her mouth or clinching his or her jaw. This shall not include any equipment utilized in the provision of healthcare services; or

vii. a nipple clamp or other similar device designed or marketed for use in sadomasochistic abuse.

TITLE II: OBSCENE SEX TOYS

1. It shall be a felony punishable by not more than five (5) years imprisonment, a fine of not more than $10,000.00, and disgorgement of any profits, in all States and external territories of the Southern Region for any person to finance, manufacture, advertise, transport, sell, give, or possess with the intent to sell or give any obscene sex toy in the Southern Region.

2. It shall be a misdemeanor punishable by imprisonment for not more than six (6) months or a fine of not more than $1,000.00, or both, in all States and external territories of the Southern Region for any person to knowingly possess or solicit an obscene sex toy.

3. It shall be a felony punishable by imprisonment for no more than three (3) and a fine of no more than $10,000.00 in all States and external territories of the Southern Region for any person to produce, distribute, publish, sell, transmit, finance, possess with the intent to distribute, publish, sell, or transmit, or makes any attempt to produce, distribute, publish, sell, transmit, or finance an obscene item depicting or purporting to depict a person using an obscene sex toy.

4. All obscene sex toys shall be subject to lawful seizure and forfeiture.

5. Any person convicted of a felony enumerated in this act shall be required to register as a sex offender an shall be ordered to attend an appropriate treatment program or obtain psychiatric or psychological counseling.

TITLE III: ENACTMENT

1. This act shall take effect immediately.

Sponsor: fhtagn

[Mr. Reactionary]

Toys arent speech so we can regulate or ban them. This bans certain obscene sex toys that simulate illegal sex, including faux animal genitals and animal sex dolls and abusive BDSM implements.

[fhtagn]

Motioning for a final vote, 24 hours for objections.

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

No objection.

[fhtagn]

A final vote on this bill is now open for 72 hours, or until 24 hours after this has enough votes to pass or fail, or until everybody votes, whichever occurs soonest.

[reagente]

aye

[UlmerFudd]

Aye

[RFayette]

Aye

[Dr. MB]

[WD]

Prudes run the South, you hate to see it.

[Goldwater]

LMAO

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Abstain

[fhtagn]

Aye

[Devout Centrist]

This is why I don’t trust the regions to regulate poop on farms

[Mr. Reactionary]

This is why I don’t trust the regions to manage poop on farms

If you want to buy a chastity cage or dragon dildo you can go to Fremont. After all, the current governor of Fremont was the one who informed me that dragon dildos were even a thing.

[fhtagn]

The bill now passes and awaits gubernatorial action.

Aye: 4
Nay:0
Abstain: 1
Not voting: 0

OBSCENE SEX TOY PROHIBITION ACT

TITLE I: DEFINITIONS

1. The following definition applies to this act.

A. Obscene sex toy means:

i. a sexually explicit sculpture or object that is designed or sculpted to appear as the genitalia or sex organs of a non-human animal, including but not limited to a fictitious or mythical animal. This shall not include any equipment utilized in animal husbandry or breeding;

ii. a sex doll designed to appear as a non-human animal, including but not limited to a fictitious or mythical animal. This shall not include any equipment utilized in animal husbandry or breeding;

iii. a whip, cat-o-ninetails, riding crop, paddle, or other flagellation device designed or marketed for use in sadomasochistic abuse. This shall not include any equipment utilized in animal training or care;

iv. a chastity cage or other device designed or marketed for use in preventing the excitement, arrousal, or penetration of a person's genitalia;

v. a ball gag, muzzle, mask, or other device designed or marketed for use in preventing a person from speaking or emitting vocal sounds;

vi. an o-ring gag or other device designed or marketed for use in preventing a person from closing his or her mouth or clinching his or her jaw. This shall not include any equipment utilized in the provision of healthcare services; or

vii. a nipple clamp or other similar device designed or marketed for use in sadomasochistic abuse.

TITLE II: OBSCENE SEX TOYS

1. It shall be a felony punishable by not more than five (5) years imprisonment, a fine of not more than $10,000.00, and disgorgement of any profits, in all States and external territories of the Southern Region for any person to finance, manufacture, advertise, transport, sell, give, or possess with the intent to sell or give any obscene sex toy in the Southern Region.

2. It shall be a misdemeanor punishable by imprisonment for not more than six (6) months or a fine of not more than $1,000.00, or both, in all States and external territories of the Southern Region for any person to knowingly possess or solicit an obscene sex toy.

3. It shall be a felony punishable by imprisonment for no more than three (3) and a fine of no more than $10,000.00 in all States and external territories of the Southern Region for any person to produce, distribute, publish, sell, transmit, finance, possess with the intent to distribute, publish, sell, or transmit, or makes any attempt to produce, distribute, publish, sell, transmit, or finance an obscene item depicting or purporting to depict a person using an obscene sex toy.

4. All obscene sex toys shall be subject to lawful seizure and forfeiture.

5. Any person convicted of a felony enumerated in this act shall be required to register as a sex offender an shall be ordered to attend an appropriate treatment program or obtain psychiatric or psychological counseling.

TITLE III: ENACTMENT

1. This act shall take effect immediately.

[Goldwater]

This is why I don’t trust the regions to manage poop on farms

If you want to buy a chastity cage or dragon dildo you can go to Fremont. After all, the current governor of Fremont was the one who informed me that dragon dildos were even a thing.

"Come to Fremont, where we won't throw you in jail and register you on a sex offender list for engaging in BDSM!"

[Devout Centrist]

This is why I don’t trust the regions to manage poop on farms

If you want to buy a chastity cage or dragon dildo you can go to Fremont. After all, the current governor of Fremont was the one who informed me that dragon dildos were even a thing.

"Come to Fremont, where we won't throw you in jail and register you on a sex offender list for engaging in BDSM!"

I will say, Fremont should absolutely ban Funko Pops. Those abominations are completely haram.

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

You can take my bad dragon when you pry it from my cold, dead, hands

[Mr. Reactionary]

You can take my bad dragon when you pry it from my cold, dead, hands

Ewww. I dont think we want to touch it after you've used it.

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

for the record I don't have one irl