There have been some three mass shootings in Norway in the last ten years. There have been almost 300 hundred mass shootings in the United States in 2022 alone. There is no doubt which country is practically safer.
You gotta watch those untrustworthy Vikings though. They draw your last drop of blood with giant swords and then use your dismembered limbs in pagan rituals before tracking down your remaining family members for execution.
I think i will take my chances at the Ohio Walmart with the white autistic teenager with the AR-15 and the moustache which proves he has never had a girlfriend.
Their helmets never actually had horns on, though. Don't forget that.
