Fifth prostitute reported missing in Ipswich

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Some papers seem to be running with the 'Suffolk Strangler.' The sad part is there isn't much you can rhyme Ipswich with (despite the best efforts of Kenneth Weetch!)

If this killer doesn't follow the usual pattern and turns out to be female (or is there already evidence that the killer is male) the media could call her the "Ipswich Bitch".  Or if you Brits played baseball, the "Ipswich Hitter"

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

"The Suffolkator"?

That is a truly bad pun, one which the mass media must never hear of, and so you must die.