I thought I saw a thread like this but it must've been a dream but I found it interesting regardless. Start with mine.
Democrat:
White male, age 39, secular Catholic from Massachusetts
Socially libertarian: Politically pro-choice but personally pro-life, pro-gay marriage but anti-trans rights, pro-prison abolishment, pro 2A without exceptions
Economically Socialist favoring nationalization of certain industries
Nationalist: Opposed to illegal immigration and protectionist but for labor rather than nationalist/racial reasons. Supports trade deals with countries that take into account labor, human rights, and the environment.
Non-interventionist including supporting the privatization of the military
Republican:
White male, age 49, Evangelical Protestant from Virginia
Socially Conservative with an emphasis on abortion but pro-civil rights
Economically similar to Charlie Baker or Phil Scott, moderate and pragmatic
Trump-like nationalist
Neoconservative foreign policy
Democrat: 56 year old incumbent Governor of New York (has been in office for 5 years at the time of this election). Served as a congressman, Suffolk County Executive, and a mayor prior to his time as governor. He is Jewish, though his wife is Catholic, and they raised their children in the Jewish faith
Very socially liberal, and supports abortion until birth
Supports background checks and red flag laws, but is against an assault weapons ban
Supports a carbon tax, and believes making the US as a country carbon-neutral in 20 years time
Is against school choice, and universal preschool, but is in favor of increasing school funding and teachers' pay
Supports open borders
His foreign policy is characterized by globalism, though he does support slight hikes military spending
Is supportive of Medicaid expansion and Obamacare, but is against universal healthcare
His running mate is a 52 year old woman who is a Senator from New Mexico. She is far more socially conservative (supports banning abortion after the first trimester, and is ambivalent on gay marriage), but more economically progressive (supports universal healthcare and a wealth tax).
Republican: 64 year old US Senator from Texas
Prior to his time as a Senator, he was a congressman, a state representative, and a pastor
Supports banning all abortions
Opposes the Obergefell ruling
Thinks transgenderism is a mental illness
Supports red flag laws, but opposes all other gun restrictions
Supports tax cuts for all earners
Supports toppling regimes that deny human rights abroad
Supports Voter ID
Supports significantly raising the military budget
Supports building a wall at the southern border, but also supports amnesty for all illegal immigrants currently in the country
Supports free trade agreements
Supports sending US troops to Ukraine