Office of First Minister Peebs

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

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PEEBS
FIRST   MINISTER   OF   FRÉMONT
SECRETARY  OF  FEDERAL  ELECTIONS  AND  REGISTRAR  GENERAL  FOR  ATLASIA
FORMER  REPRESENTATIVE  &  SOUTHERN  DELEGATE

(1) Source: Art from April Daniels's official Tumblr--not sure who she got to do it, though.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

30 April 2022

Okay, I'm going to be honest: I'm not one for deranged speeches like my predecessor, God rest his soul (he's not dead, but his Fantasyland career is--his formatting lives on because I don't know how to be a governor of a region, though), so I'm just going to get down to business. I don't know if I have to hold a snap (considering the election's this coming month, anyway), but I'm going to run in the next election as token opposition, just because I know Scott's a serious dude, and while I respect that, I also kind of want to ban men, and I know he won't have any of that. I might run for re-election to a second full term as MFP. Might. But before I do ban men, I intend to certify the regional election Truman started.

Gloria Frémontis!

Peebs, First Minister (ad interim)

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Not to be that guy but absent Jammers Certification of the impeachment result Truman isn't impeached yet.

I'm holding our Chief Justice accountable by couping the not-yet-convicted incumbent. Chaos reigns.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Any plans to throw the men of Fremont on concentration camps now that you are First Minister?

I was planning on just turning them into women and deporting the ones who refuse (or are trans), but hey, if the People desire concentration camps, then I'll swallow my pride and do that instead.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Token opposition or not, I still made an attack ad. Just because it had to be.

Yeah, but those men like having nuts, so I'm afraid your attempt to tie me to their scrota falls flat.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

1 May 2022

Okay, now I'm officially acting FM. RIP Truman, but now it's time to keep the promises made.

Gloria Frémontis!

Peebs, First Minister (ad interim)

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Also, I don't know if I can follow the Truman rule and appoint someone to my old seat until the end of this Parliament (since I'm probably not going to call a snap), but if I can, PM me if you're interested.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

6 May 2022

Promises made, promises kept. Have fun with the estrogen in your system, boys.

Gloria Frémontis!

Peebs, First Minister (ad interim)

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Oh, yeah, and before I forget, since while he wasn't interested, neither was anybody else:

I, Peebs, by the authority vested in my as first minister of Frémont by the laws and constitution thereof, appoint Leinad of the Territory of Gibraltar to the House of Commons seat vacated by Peebs.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

20 May 2022

This election season, I endorse myself (for both First Minister and standard Parliament), Battista, ASV, and Scott for Parliament and a No vote on the Make Peebs Cope act because banning men is good and unconstitutional.

Gloria Frémontis!

Peebs, First Minister (ad interim)

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

23 May 2022

I won this election, by a lot! (Spoiler alert: No, I didn't, and I'm glad of that, because frankly, I'm getting too old for this sh**t. I'll certify the FRAUDULENT votes in the morning and probably announce my resignation this afternoon.)

Gloria Frémontis!

gone.
used to be the first minister i guess