Office of First Minister Scott

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

If only Granada, CO actually looked like that.

big oof.

well I changed the picture. damn you google.

Was beginning to think u went full Truman and annexed Spain.

Man, I wish. Only problem is, that wouldn't change that Scott's still even more reluctant to ban men.

That said, despite the man ban's imminent repeal, I welcome Scott's victory regardless.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I still support the man ban.

Disarm and castrate every man in fremont. Then yall cant invade us again.

/s obviously

The women of Frémont, old and new, will just use their cleavage to lobby for the legal annexation of Southern states.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Bring out Sinema

We're certainly following her example, yes.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Hey! I'm literally ramming through a bill that intends to repeal my (frankly based) unconstitutional measure in hopes of it being an initiative this month. I'll pitch a fit that'll last... until I certify the election, but I will certify your FRAUDULENT votes.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Hey! I'm literally ramming through a bill that intends to repeal my (frankly based) unconstitutional measure in hopes of it being an initiative this month. I'll pitch a fit that'll last... until I certify the election, but I will certify your FRAUDULENT votes.

I know what you're doing. Please don't take my "attacks" toward you seriously.

And yes. You can bet, we are importing voters from Wisconsin and even Mexico. Do you like taco trucks? They're bound to be on every corner.

Better than men on every corner.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Go to a nude beach: the International House of Sausage.

It's even worse than the IHOS. It's the International House of Man-Sausage. I'm perfectly content with sausage as long as it's attached to women (though admittedly I don't want to be one of those sausage-wielding women), that's why I didn't include a provision to chop guys' dicks off in my bill!

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

The election is on Friday and so far, our only declared candidate for Parliament is theflyingmongoose. I would strongly urge Peebs, Battista, ASV, and Leinad(?) to declare ASAP.

Leinad isn't running, I'll only run if there isn't enough candidates.