President George Bush (R-TX) / Vice President Dick Cheney (R-WY) ✓
Senator John Edwards (D-NC) / Senator John Kerry (D-MA)
I've been trying to figure out who he reminds me of for a while now, and I've got it: Jimmy Carter. It would be interesting to see Edwards and Bush cancel each other's good old boy personalities out. His trade policy probably flips Iowa with the way the economy was going at that point, but a combination of his ineptitude and the gay marriage ballot initiative that helped Bush win Ohio in 2004 keeps him from victory. His environmental platform and positions on social issues lock him out of the South and Mountain West too.