S.22.1-41: Ghoulish Sex is a Sin Act (Passed)

[Mr. Reactionary]

GHOULISH SEX IS A SIN ACT

Section I: Purpose

Whereas, the Bible, our ultimate moral arbiter on Earth warns that anyone who has sex with a dead body will be unclean; and

Whereas, unsanitary and unnatural sex with a dead human body can lead to horrifying diseases;

now therefore, the Southern Chamber of Delegates does hereby pass this act to protect the public health and morals of the Southern Region.

Section II: Uniformity of laws on necrophilia

A. The crime of ghoulish sex shall be classified as a felony punishable by imprisonment for no less than two (2) and no more than ten (10) years and a fine of $25,000.00 in all States and external territories of the Southern Region. Any person convicted of ghoulish sex shall be required to register as a sex offender an shall be ordered to attend an appropriate treatment program or obtain psychiatric or psychological counseling.

B. A person has committed the crime of ghoulish sex when he knowingly:

1. Engages in sexual contact with a dead human body, regardless of the consent of the deceased person prior to death or of his estate. For purposes of this definition, knowing participation in group sex activities while a dead human body is present shall be considered ghoulish sex.

2. causes another person by force, threat, or intimidation to engage in sexual contact as described in Section II(B)(1) herein;

3. permits sexual contact as described in Section II(B)(1) herein to be conducted on any premises under his ownership or control;

4. produces, distributes, publishes, sells, transmits, finances, possesses with the intent to distribute, publishes, sells, or transmits, or makes any attempt to produce, distribute, publish, sell, transmit, or finance an obscene item depicting or purporting to depict a person engaged in sexual contact as described in Section II(B)(1) herein.

Section III: Enactment

A. This act shall take effect immediately.

Sponsor: Mr. Reactionary

[Mr. Reactionary]

Since we are standardizing some of our public health laws, this bill would standardize laws on necrophillic acts.

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Not all parts of this bill relate to necrophilia.

[Mr. Reactionary]

Not all parts of this bill relate to necrophilia.

It bans necrophillia and necro porn since the existance of the porn is evidence that the crime occurred. Thats how we square like child porn bans. If we can ban the act we can ban obscenity depicting the act. Remember obscenity, which definitionally lacks any artistic, literary, educational, or scientific merit, is not constitutionally protected speech. So in this case only obscene (aka porn) necro depictions are banned because they are both obscene and evidence of an unlawful act. Im taking this tactic on a few of the sex crime bills we are considering. I have child porn, revenge porn, deep fake porn, and upskirt photography bans in the queue.

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Not all parts of this bill relate to necrophilia.

It bans necrophillia and necro porn since the existance of the porn is evidence that the crime occurred. Thats how we square like child porn bans. If we can ban the act we can ban obscenity depicting the act. Remember obscenity, which definitionally lacks any artistic, literary, educational, or scientific merit, is not constitutionally protected speech. So in this case only obscene (aka porn) necro depictions are banned because they are both obscene and evidence of an unlawful act. Im taking this tactic on a few of the sex crime bills we are considering. I have child porn, revenge porn, deep fake porn, and upskirt photography bans in the queue.

While the majority of this bill has merit, do we really need to put anyone involved in polygamy on the sex offender registry?

[Mr. Reactionary]

Not all parts of this bill relate to necrophilia.

It bans necrophillia and necro porn since the existance of the porn is evidence that the crime occurred. Thats how we square like child porn bans. If we can ban the act we can ban obscenity depicting the act. Remember obscenity, which definitionally lacks any artistic, literary, educational, or scientific merit, is not constitutionally protected speech. So in this case only obscene (aka porn) necro depictions are banned because they are both obscene and evidence of an unlawful act. Im taking this tactic on a few of the sex crime bills we are considering. I have child porn, revenge porn, deep fake porn, and upskirt photography bans in the queue.

While the majority of this bill has merit, do we really need to put anyone involved in polygamy on the sex offender registry?

I might could leave polygamists of the list if we can leave obscene polygamy porn makers on since they are spreading their crime to society.

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Not all parts of this bill relate to necrophilia.

It bans necrophillia and necro porn since the existance of the porn is evidence that the crime occurred. Thats how we square like child porn bans. If we can ban the act we can ban obscenity depicting the act. Remember obscenity, which definitionally lacks any artistic, literary, educational, or scientific merit, is not constitutionally protected speech. So in this case only obscene (aka porn) necro depictions are banned because they are both obscene and evidence of an unlawful act. Im taking this tactic on a few of the sex crime bills we are considering. I have child porn, revenge porn, deep fake porn, and upskirt photography bans in the queue.

While the majority of this bill has merit, do we really need to put anyone involved in polygamy on the sex offender registry?

I might could leave polygamists of the list if we can leave obscene polygamy porn makers on since they are spreading their crime to society.

Fine by me.

[Mr. Reactionary]

So to clarify, do you object to any part of this bill on dead body sex or was your concern more related to the polygamy bill?

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

So to clarify, do you object to any part of this bill on dead body sex or was your concern more related to the polygamy bill?

I am fine with steps taken against dead body sex. Polygamy-related sections are the heart of my concerns with this bill.

[Mr. Reactionary]

So is the bill, as amended now OK? I finally saw where you were talking about polygamy and that was a typo. My bad.

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

This is good to go.
Motion for a final vote.

[Mr. Reactionary]

24 hours to object to Delegate Turner's motion

[Mr. Reactionary]

Seeing no objections, debate is now closed and we will proceed to a vote in 24 hours.

[Mr. Reactionary]

A final vote on this bill is now open for 72 hours, or until 24 hours after this has enough votes to pass or fail, or until everybody votes, whichever occurs soonest.

[Mr. Reactionary]

Aye

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Aye

[UlmerFudd]

Aye

[Mr. Reactionary]

Bill passes 3-0-2 and awaits Gubernatorial Action.

GHOULISH SEX IS A SIN ACT

Section I: Purpose

Whereas, the Bible, our ultimate moral arbiter on Earth warns that anyone who has sex with a dead body will be unclean; and

Whereas, unsanitary and unnatural sex with a dead human body can lead to horrifying diseases;

now therefore, the Southern Chamber of Delegates does hereby pass this act to protect the public health and morals of the Southern Region.

Section II: Uniformity of laws on necrophilia

A. The crime of ghoulish sex shall be classified as a felony punishable by imprisonment for no less than two (2) and no more than ten (10) years and a fine of $25,000.00 in all States and external territories of the Southern Region. Any person convicted of ghoulish sex shall be required to register as a sex offender an shall be ordered to attend an appropriate treatment program or obtain psychiatric or psychological counseling.

B. A person has committed the crime of ghoulish sex when he knowingly:

1. Engages in sexual contact with a dead human body, regardless of the consent of the deceased person prior to death or of his estate. For purposes of this definition, knowing participation in group sex activities while a dead human body is present shall be considered ghoulish sex.

2. causes another person by force, threat, or intimidation to engage in sexual contact as described in Section II(B)(1) herein;

3. permits sexual contact as described in Section II(B)(1) herein to be conducted on any premises under his ownership or control;

4. produces, distributes, publishes, sells, transmits, finances, possesses with the intent to distribute, publishes, sells, or transmits, or makes any attempt to produce, distribute, publish, sell, transmit, or finance an obscene item depicting or purporting to depict a person engaged in sexual contact as described in Section II(B)(1) herein.

Section III: Enactment

A. This act shall take effect immediately.

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