SB 107-20: 1984 = 1776 Act (Rejected)

[WD]

1776 ACT

SECTION I: NAME
a. This act shall be known as the 1984 = 1776 Act

SECTION II: HALTING ILLUMINATI TAKEOVER OF ATLASIA
a. Beginning January 1, 2023, the design of the reverse side of all one-dollar bills produced in 2020 and thereafter shall be changed from the current design by replacing the reverse of the Great Seal with the obverse of the Great Seal.

b. Beginning January 1, 2023, all federal employees who receive more than $20 from the illuminati or Bilderberg Group in a calendar year shall be required to annually disclose such payment. 5 U.S.C. App. 1 shall be amended accordingly.

c. Beginning January 1, 2023 the maximum allowable level of fluoride allowed in drinking water subject to federal regulation shall be reduced to 0.5mg/L (0.5 ppm). 40 C.F.R. 141 shall be amended accordingly.

Sponsor: MB

The gentleman from Oregon is recognized

[Dr. MB]

As Bill Cooper elegantly put it, “we are now a nation of sheep. And ladies and gentlemen, I assure you that sheep are always led to slaughter. But it does not have to be this way.” Are we sheep, my fellow Senators, mere servants of a hidden elite which truly controls the levers of power in this government, or are we wolves? A lone wolf hunts alone, and might take down a small deer. Yet a pack working together can take down a moose, the king of lumbering beasts. We are, my friends, that pack. The cabal - the same cabal which for centuries has orchestrated unspeakable acts of horror and despair - can be exposed for the filth it is, yet it will continue to exude that filth for years to come, finding new and unsuspecting places to which it attaches itself. Only firm, collective action can prevent it from taking root. The bull moose stands strong and firm - a bullet won’t stop it, but picture each section of this bill as an individual bullet. With each shot, it is wounded, and with enough shots, with enough drive and will, the moose will crumble to the ground and wither away.

[Joseph Cao]

Why are we lowering fluoride levels this far?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Its back!

[West_Midlander]

Why are we lowering fluoride levels this far?

It makes the frogs gay.

[Pedocon Theory is not a theory]

Amendment

1776 ACT

SECTION I: NAME
a. This act shall be known as the 1984 = 1776 Act

SECTION II: HALTING ILLUMINATI TAKEOVER OF ATLASIA
a. Beginning January 1, 2023, the design of the reverse side of all one-dollar bills produced in 2020 and thereafter shall be changed from the current design by replacing the reverse of the Great Seal with the obverse of the Great Seal.

b. Beginning January 1, 2023, all federal employees who receive more than $20 from owners of avians, aviculturists, ornithologists, other persons affiliated with avian-related business(es), the illuminati, or Bilderberg Group in a calendar year shall be required to annually disclose such payment. 5 U.S.C. App. 1 shall be amended accordingly.

c. Beginning January 1, 2023 the maximum allowable level of fluoride allowed in drinking water subject to federal regulation shall be reduced to 0.5mg/L (0.5 ppm). 40 C.F.R. 141 shall be amended accordingly.

d. The funds made available from the lowering of the maximum allowable level of fluoride as specified in Section II subsection (c) of this act shall be designated towards the investigation of government activities surrounding the creation of bird-like drones.

Felow senators, I have proposed this amendment in the spirit of this bill, as I believe that the time has come for Atlasia to consider the ramifications of birds not being real. If birds are not real, we must find out the truth, and assess the extent of this incursion into civil society.

[S019]

Oh lol, I guess we should just put this.....thing out of its misery, motion to table

Also I object to the totally absurd amendment

[Dr. MB]

Oh lol, I guess we should just put this.....thing out of its misery, motion to table

Also I object to the totally absurd amendment

Who’s your CIA handler?

[Dr. MB]

Amendment

1776 ACT

SECTION I: NAME
a. This act shall be known as the 1984 = 1776 Act

SECTION II: HALTING ILLUMINATI TAKEOVER OF ATLASIA
a. Beginning January 1, 2023, the design of the reverse side of all one-dollar bills produced in 2020 and thereafter shall be changed from the current design by replacing the reverse of the Great Seal with the obverse of the Great Seal.

b. Beginning January 1, 2023, all federal employees who receive more than $20 from owners of avians, aviculturists, ornithologists, other persons affiliated with avian-related business(es), the illuminati, or Bilderberg Group in a calendar year shall be required to annually disclose such payment. 5 U.S.C. App. 1 shall be amended accordingly.

c. Beginning January 1, 2023 the maximum allowable level of fluoride allowed in drinking water subject to federal regulation shall be reduced to 0.5mg/L (0.5 ppm). 40 C.F.R. 141 shall be amended accordingly.

d. The funds made available from the lowering of the maximum allowable level of fluoride as specified in Section II subsection (c) of this act shall be designated towards the investigation of government activities surrounding the creation of bird-like drones.

Felow senators, I have proposed this amendment in the spirit of this bill, as I believe that the time has come for Atlasia to consider the ramifications of birds not being real. If birds are not real, we must find out the truth, and assess the extent of this incursion into civil society.

I read The Hunger Games it’s the truth

[Dr. MB]

Why are we lowering fluoride levels this far?

It’s poison

[Joseph Cao]

Why are we lowering fluoride levels this far?

It makes the frogs gay.

Why are we lowering fluoride levels this far?

It’s poison

Ah of course, excellent points. Can’t go turning our frogs gay now, can we?

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

Seconding the motion to table because we should celebrate gay frog pride, and because lizard people are kinda hot

[WD]

A vote is open on the amendment, following the amendment vote we will immediately proceed to a vote on the tabling motion:

1776 ACT

SECTION I: NAME
a. This act shall be known as the 1984 = 1776 Act

SECTION II: HALTING ILLUMINATI TAKEOVER OF ATLASIA
a. Beginning January 1, 2023, the design of the reverse side of all one-dollar bills produced in 2020 and thereafter shall be changed from the current design by replacing the reverse of the Great Seal with the obverse of the Great Seal.

b. Beginning January 1, 2023, all federal employees who receive more than $20 from owners of avians, aviculturists, ornithologists, other persons affiliated with avian-related business(es), the illuminati, or Bilderberg Group in a calendar year shall be required to annually disclose such payment. 5 U.S.C. App. 1 shall be amended accordingly.

c. Beginning January 1, 2023 the maximum allowable level of fluoride allowed in drinking water subject to federal regulation shall be reduced to 0.5mg/L (0.5 ppm). 40 C.F.R. 141 shall be amended accordingly.

d. The funds made available from the lowering of the maximum allowable level of fluoride as specified in Section II subsection (c) of this act shall be designated towards the investigation of government activities surrounding the creation of bird-like drones.

Please vote Aye, Nay, or Abstain.

[West_Midlander]

Present

[S019]

Nay

[Continential]

AYE

[Left Wing]

Nay

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

Nay

[Pedocon Theory is not a theory]

Aye.

[Deep Dixieland Senator, Muad'dib (OSR MSR)]

Abstain

[Kuumo]

Present

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Abstain

Not sure I understand the relevant concern about this added list of groups.

[beesley]

Nay

[Pedocon Theory is not a theory]

Abstain

Not sure I understand the relevant concern about this added list of groups.

Spoken like a true ignoramus who doesn't get the dangers of fake birds all around us.

[Never Made it to Graceland]

Aye