Which of these concert lineups would you rather see?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

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[Podgy the Bear]

The first option--but I would get there late to miss Kanye but in time to see Iron Maiden and Taylor.

[7,052,770]

Obviously I'd get there late and skip the Kanye part, but Iron Maiden and Taylor Swift in the same concert would be awesome. Imagine if they stayed out there and played together on all of each other's songs? Wouldn't it be awesome to hear Swift singing along on Hallowed Be Thy Name, or hear Iron Maiden backing up Cruel Summer?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Obviously I'd get there late and skip the Kanye part, but Iron Maiden and Taylor Swift in the same concert would be awesome. Imagine if they stayed out there and played together on all of each other's songs? Wouldn't it be awesome to hear Swift singing along on Hallowed Be Thy Name, or hear Iron Maiden backing up Cruel Summer?

The first option--but I would get there late to miss Kanye but in time to see Iron Maiden and Taylor.

Do you understand how billings work? The headliner is listed first, but they also play last, so they play in essentially reverse order as listed.

[Podgy the Bear]

Obviously I'd get there late and skip the Kanye part, but Iron Maiden and Taylor Swift in the same concert would be awesome. Imagine if they stayed out there and played together on all of each other's songs? Wouldn't it be awesome to hear Swift singing along on Hallowed Be Thy Name, or hear Iron Maiden backing up Cruel Summer?

The first option--but I would get there late to miss Kanye but in time to see Iron Maiden and Taylor.

Do you understand how billings work? The headliner is listed first, but they also play last, so they play in essentially reverse order as listed.

Surely you jest if you think Kanye would be a headliner in this category.  But if not, I would leave early (along with a lot of others) if/when he were to come on.

[Lexii, harbinger of chaos and sexual anarchy]

The first one, and by a huuuuuuge margin

[dead0man]

I would do most anything to avoid hanging out with a few thousand Kanye and Swift fans for 3 hours.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I would do most anything to avoid hanging out with a few thousand Kanye and Swift fans for 3 hours.

Do you like TBS or Mineral or Jawbreaker for that matter?

[Kleine Scheiße]

i would be willing to sit through taking back sunday to see mineral and be glad to stay for probably half of jawbreaker

i'd like to see kanye but have already seen taylor swift and don't need to see iron maiden

[dead0man]

I would do most anything to avoid hanging out with a few thousand Kanye and Swift fans for 3 hours.

Do you like TBS or Mineral or Jawbreaker for that matter?

I liked all three of those, Jawbreaker especially.  Sounds like a lot of other things I listen to.  Not sure how I've avoided them until now.  I've heard of them, of course, just never actually heard them.  Somehow.

[Dr. MB]

The first option--but I would get there late to miss Kanye but in time to see Iron Maiden and Taylor.

Even if you arrive late to a Kanye concert you’ll still get there before he does.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I'd just show up for Iron Maiden (already did that a couple of times).

[I’m not Stu]

Isn’t Gonzaga losing at home to Nebraska in basketball more likely than a concert lineup of Taylor Swift-Kanye West?

[7,052,770]

Obviously I'd get there late and skip the Kanye part, but Iron Maiden and Taylor Swift in the same concert would be awesome. Imagine if they stayed out there and played together on all of each other's songs? Wouldn't it be awesome to hear Swift singing along on Hallowed Be Thy Name, or hear Iron Maiden backing up Cruel Summer?

I asked OpenAI to write an epic heavy metal duet between Iron Maiden and Taylor Swift about the Battle of Agincourt, and got this masterpiece. If anyone has any connection, please make this happen!

Verse 1: Iron Maiden
We march for Henry, our king and our lord
On to Agincourt, our fate to explore
Our fate hangs in the balance of this battle to be fought
We fight for our lives, and for glory we sought

Chorus 1: Iron Maiden & Taylor Swift
We are but an army, our courage will last
We shall fight for our honor, the Agincourt Battle will be our past
We will never surrender, no matter the cost
Rally together and fight 'til the end, together we will be strong!

Verse 2: Taylor Swift
The English bowmen lay in wait, hidden in the fog
The French cavalry come charging through, their swords held high and proud
The arrows fly, the blades clash, the ground stained red with blood
But still the English soldiers stand, their courage ever so strong

Chorus 2: Iron Maiden & Taylor Swift
We are but an army, our courage will last
We shall fight for our honor, the Agincourt Battle will be our past
We will never surrender, no matter the cost
Rally together and fight 'til the end, together we will be strong!

Bridge: Iron Maiden & Taylor Swift
We will stand united, our courage will never cease
Our courage will never waver, our victory will never cease
Our hope will never die, we will fight 'til the end
We will be victorious, together we shall win!

Outro: Iron Maiden & Taylor Swift
We are but an army, our courage will last
We shall fight for our honor, the Agincourt Battle will be our past
We will never surrender, no matter the cost
Rally together and fight 'til the end, together we will be strong!