What’s your favorite insult towards Christians from atheists?

[Antonio the Sixth]

All have their kernel of truth (as do many Christian insults to atheists) but are expressed in the dumbest way possible and betray a remarkable lack of intellectual curiosity.

I guess I'll vote for the "indoctrinated" one as a lot of Christianity in America does tend toward worryingly cultish behavior (the opposition to secular education says a lot about how far some people will go to insulate their children from outside influences). The "sky daddy" one is the dumbest and laziest.