Does god have a penis?

[DaleCooper]

According to the canonized gospels, Jesus was circumcised as an infant in accordance with the Law of Moses, so he at least does.

[RINO Tom]

If God is real and has a human body, does he have a penis despite having no other deity like Zeus or Odin to get intimate with? It just seems odd that a deity would need genitals to do things.

The bolded indicates you are a troll or VERY stupid.

[HillGoose]

no, best case scenario is that god is dead and the universe is their corpse.

more realistically, i'd think god's appearance is some inhuman horror that simply seeing would fill you with awareness of their hatred for all things living or that ever have lived, and the inescapable, unimaginable suffering that awaits all life at its conclusion.

[Samof94]

If God is real and has a human body, does he have a penis despite having no other deity like Zeus or Odin to get intimate with? It just seems odd that a deity would need genitals to do things.

The bolded indicates you are a troll or VERY stupid.

Of course, I am personally an atheist and God the Father is implied to have a human body.

[Hindsight was 2020]

If God is real and has a human body, does he have a penis despite having no other deity like Zeus or Odin to get intimate with? It just seems odd that a deity would need genitals to do things.

The bolded indicates you are a troll or VERY stupid.

Of course, I am personally an atheist and God the Father is implied to have a human body.

Except

Throwing aside Nathan’s point concerning Jesus as I believe OP is more alluding to God the Father. For all intents and purposes the idea of Yahweh as a old bearded man is more of a medieval to renaissance concept in order to make the concept of Iam existence to the mostly European public more understandable while also alluding to the humanoid deity’s of their ancient paganism past. Because in the Old Testament the only times Yahweh is seen by a prophet they all more or less have the same description of a ball of fire that is vaguely shaped like a person so such a deity would have no need for a gender

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I Met God. She Has A Penis.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Zeus spent his days walking the earth, indulging in his depraved desires with many mere mortals.

"Zeus" is merely the moniker for a particularly notorious fallen angel--part of the group that, flung down from Heaven, proceeded to make themselves gods amongst men and couple with humans at a whim. The Olympians fashioned the myth of Chronos, the father they sought to kill, as part of a propaganda campaign against God the Father. Note that Chronos' eventual fate--hurled well below Earth and into the Underworld--mirrors that of their own vanquished mentor, Lucifer.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Zeus spent his days walking the earth, indulging in his depraved desires with many mere mortals.

"Zeus" is merely the moniker for a particularly notorious fallen angel--part of the group that, flung down from Heaven, proceeded to make themselves gods amongst men and couple with humans at a whim. The Olympians fashioned the myth of Chronos, the father they sought to kill, as part of a propaganda campaign against God the Father. Note that Chronos' eventual fate--hurled well below Earth and into the Underworld--mirrors that of their own vanquished mentor, Lucifer.

Interesting if true.

[fhtagn]

no, best case scenario is that god is dead and the universe is their corpse.

more realistically, i'd think god's appearance is some inhuman horror that simply seeing would fill you with awareness of their hatred for all things living or that ever have lived, and the inescapable, unimaginable suffering that awaits all life at its conclusion.

When HillGoose starts reading too much cosmic horror.

[Hindsight was 2020]

Zeus spent his days walking the earth, indulging in his depraved desires with many mere mortals.

"Zeus" is merely the moniker for a particularly notorious fallen angel--part of the group that, flung down from Heaven, proceeded to make themselves gods amongst men and couple with humans at a whim. The Olympians fashioned the myth of Chronos, the father they sought to kill, as part of a propaganda campaign against God the Father. Note that Chronos' eventual fate--hurled well below Earth and into the Underworld--mirrors that of their own vanquished mentor, Lucifer.

What a very John Milton like idea 👀

[Georg Ebner]

Throwing aside Nathan’s point concerning Jesus as I believe OP is more alluding to God the Father. For all intents and purposes the idea of Yahweh as a old bearded man is more of a medieval to renaissance concept in order to make the concept of Iam existence to the mostly European public more understandable while also alluding to the humanoid deity’s of their ancient paganism past. Because in the Old Testament the only times Yahweh is seen by a prophet they all more or less have the same description of a ball of fire that is vaguely shaped like a person so such a deity would have no need for a gender

     It is very true that the concept of God as an old bearded man is a later development. I would note along those lines that in Orthodox practice depictions of the Father are uncommon (though not unheard of) because properly speaking Christ is the icon of the Father, through whom we became able to depict God.

As a medieval (=preGothic) RomanCatholic i generally agree: DEUS a se - the DEUS absconditus of LUTHER and others - is unreachable for us, we can only see, what HE reveals to us, what HE wants us to detect in nature & culture & Bible. Judaism&Christianity brought us the surprising inSight, that HE is none of the always a little bit vain & effeminated gods of paganism, who get themselves passively adored - HE is no mater & sophia; and also no neutral & abstract nous (functions, which were just incorporated as subFunctions by JAHWE, cf. ArchaeoLogy). Instead, HE appears as an action & personal will. HE includes also all female&neutral values, of course - but the whole emerging GOD wants to be seen by us as male.

[Benjamin Frank]

God can appear in any form It so chooses. As such, I like to think that God often has a lightsaber penis.

[afleitch]

Is this still going?

In the spirit...

God clearly wanted a penis by being born with one and never touched a vagina to have a child. So he's clearly gay with aspirations for public office.

[Samof94]

I Met God. She Has A Penis.

Nice!!!  God’s transgender to rep a marginalized group.

[Mr. Smith]

Zeus spent his days walking the earth, indulging in his depraved desires with many mere mortals.

"Zeus" is merely the moniker for a particularly notorious fallen angel--part of the group that, flung down from Heaven, proceeded to make themselves gods amongst men and couple with humans at a whim. The Olympians fashioned the myth of Chronos, the father they sought to kill, as part of a propaganda campaign against God the Father. Note that Chronos' eventual fate--hurled well below Earth and into the Underworld--mirrors that of their own vanquished mentor, Lucifer.

What a very John Milton like idea 👀

Tbf if Al Pacino is to be believed, John Milton is the Devil.

[If my soul was made of stone]

Alternate answer: yes, because we know Isis had to screw it back on and then rail Herself on it.