S.21-4.3: Enriching UlmerFudd Act
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reagente
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« on: December 14, 2021, 12:27:32 PM »

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Enriching UlmerFudd Act

Section I. Title
1. This bill shall be called the "Enriching UlmerFudd Act"

Section II. Definitions
1. Corruption shall refer to "based"

Section III. Substance
2. UlmerIndustries shall be granted a yearly subsidy of $200,000
3. Southern Delegate UlmerFudd shall be granted a monthly pension of $50,000 upon leaving office
4. An 80 ft tall statue consisting of pure gold shall be commissioned in UlmerFudd's likeness
5. June 13th will be designated as UlmerFudd Day
6. The southern motto shall be designated as "Boys Only, Women Forbidden"
7. UlmerIndustries shall be granted special license to employ workers under the age of 10

Sponsor: UlmerFudd

Sponsor is encouraged to advocate for their legislation
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« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2021, 12:45:23 PM »

For the sake of being fiscally responsible stewards of our great region, I would love to hear an explanation of how Ulmer Industries plans to create jobs and boost our economy.

I think the pension is well deserved.

What city would you like the statute to be placed in and will we make Mexico Fremont pay for it?

UlmerFudd Day shall be a glorious celebration.

Are we sure we should replace the current motto with this? It might piss off Fhtagn and Penn Quaker Girl.

The last part is interesting to say the least...
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« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2021, 01:21:13 PM »

As our lovely Governor once said, "meme region". Besides, why go with "Boys Only, Women Forbidden" when you could have "Dudes Only, No Girls"? It even spells out DONG!
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« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2021, 01:48:02 PM »

I propose the following amendment:

SEC III:
i. The previous section will be disregarded.
ii. UlmerIndustries will be nationalized and property of the South.
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« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2021, 05:09:54 PM »

Amendment adopted without objection.
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« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2021, 12:54:26 AM »

That's a shame, I was kind of looking forward to taking the hint given in Section III-6, though it makes sense: as LT said, if women are forbidden, you're kicking out more Fed voters (three, to my knowledge: the aforementioned fhtagn and Penn_Quaker_Girl, as well as Ghost_white) than Labia voters (one to my knowledge: myself. Two, if you count Skunk). Of course, a net loss of one and maybe two means nothing where the Roger to Yankee's Janet* is poised to win re-election again in a month, but it's a fun thought exercise.
*You know what? Truman was right, Dreadnought is an allegory for Fremont's political situation. I recall in 2016, Ted made a joke about giving the regions normal names with the rule that the more Labor the region was, the more feminine its name would be. Lincoln would be Susan, the South would be Pat (as in "It's"), and Fremont would be Steve. Of course, Ted came up with this idea in response to Leinad wanting to name the South Paul, after Ron. But the point is, Fremont escaped the Federalists' clutches (although not with the leadership being akin to Dreadnought's parents) and this oppressive neighborhood, and went on to tax the Richard Garrisons of the world by over 100%; the Fremont government is even working day and night to make Dreadnought real.
Oh yeah, and since LT is in prison right now, I diagnose me with the governorship. I probably won't act on it because even though I made a promise to carpetbag, I'm too much of a coward (and a little autistic) to jeopardize any routine, even one that I only do nine times a year.
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« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2021, 02:41:59 PM »

What to do with this legislation? We need an amendment that recognizes the great value that pizza has given the South.
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