What should the drinking age be?

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Underage drinking should not itself be a crime on the part of the underage person, but the age for furnishing alcohol to someone outside one's family should be 18.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Having kids early is for people with nothing to live for in their own life.

This is a really misanthropic framing, although it does have the virtue of making the rest of the post seem significantly more fascistic and thus on-brand.