Misread Thread Titles Thread

[TDAS04]

China says it doesn’t want to take over the world anymore

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China says it doesn’t want to take over the world anytime soon

[beaver2.0]

in Recount of Prince Willia...
by America Needs a 13-6 Progressive SCOTUS

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America Needs a Prince William

The scary thing is that there are people that would support crowning him King of America.

[TDAS04]

Pope Francis calls for surrogacy ban

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Pope Francis calls for surgery ban

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

 NYT: Tim Scott to endorse Trump

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NYT: Tom Scott to endorse Trump

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

Would you sacrifice your child like Abraham intended to?

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Would you sacrifice your child like Abraham Lincoln intended to?

[TDAS04]

What would a lesbian version of BRTD be like?

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What would a lesbian war with BRTD be like?

[Crumpets]

Florida Public Universities Replace Sociology With U.S. History Course In Core Curriculum

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Florida Public Universities Replace Scientology With U.S. History Course In Core Curriculum

[Vice President Christian Man]

Was Kobe Bryant a rapist as Was Kobe Bryant a racist

[TDAS04]

Atlanta man shot dead for French bulldog

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Atlanta man shot dead in French building

[beaver2.0]

Tim Scott now engaged

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Tim Scott now enraged

[beaver2.0]

In what year did the Roman Empire ACTUALLY fall?

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What did the Roman Empire ACTUALLY want?

[beaver2.0]

DFL bill would make Minnesota the 13th sanctuary state

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DFL bill would make Minnesota the 13th state

[beaver2.0]

Putin says he was not impressed by Tucker Carlson

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Putin says he was not impressed by Chris Tucker

[TDAS04]

Is the Giving Tree a chump?

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Is Trump a Giving Tree?

[Steve from Lambeth]

I once thought that this thread was about people being convinced that "Taylor Swift is part of a covert government effort to reelect reject Biden." Luckily for you, I did not act on it.

[TDAS04]

Utah law denies personhood to AI, bodies of water, atmospheric gases, and other objects

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Utah law denies priesthood to AI, bodies of water, atmospheric gases, and other objects.

[Vice President Christian Man]

Lawmakers Want Pause on Federal Funds for Predictive Policing as Lawmakers Want Pause on Federal Funds for Predictive Polling

The polls are constantly wrong, but I don't see how this would fix the problem other than create a new level of cronyism.

[TDAS04]

Travel around the Moon

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Travel around with Muon

[TDAS04]

DeSantis vetoes bill that would have banned children under the age of 16 from using social media.

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DeSantis vetoes bill that would have banned children under age of 16 from marrying

At least that’s what I thought it would be until I got to the end.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Eric Carmen died

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Eric Cartman died

I haven't watched South Park in a few years, can anyone confirm?

[An American Tail: Fubart Goes West]

FBI search warrant executed at Mar-a-Lago
(Update: Trump Indicted!)

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FBI search warrant executed at Mar-a-Lago
(Update: Trump Executed!)

If it was all one line, I’d probably not make that mistake, but because it rolls over onto a second line, I see “Trump executed” every time I see that thread.

[Vice President Christian Man]

Was John Brown a hero? as Was Joe Biden a hero?

[TDAS04]

What if Jihadis nuked Mecca?

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What if Jaichind nuked Mecca?

[Vice President Christian Man]

Free Palatine? as Free Palestine?

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

Free Palatine? as Free Palestine?

I think that was the point