I would suggest that we hereby rename Portland to CASCADIAVILLE. In addition, I support the First Minister’s proposal for a open-air-facility to contain the Wulfricists, but I also suggest that they, when captured, be deported to the South.
I suggest that instead it is recognized that Portland was named after Portland, Maine, and we can thus name it after a spineless Maine politician, Susan Collins, who has shown about as much concern during her time in office as the people of Portland have shown in fighting Wulfricism. The Portlanders deserve to be insulted for their support of Wulfricism and therefore I put forth the name Collinsville, comparing the Portlanders to their more superior northern cousin town, and recognizing that Mrs. Collins stands with the Wulfricists, thus the badge of Wulfricism may forever denigrate the former Portlanders.