I submit the following to this Committee as evidence - straight from the horse's mouth:
We are everywhere, in Frémont, in Lincoln, and in the South. We are everywhere where the people are! Long live Orthodox Philism!
Clearly, it seems to me, there
is great Philist and pro-Eastern influence in this government. Philists control our intelligence. Philists control our media. Philists control the banks.
While I am normally and deeply opposed to the use of enhanced interrogation tactics, it is clear to me that this dangerous period we are experiencing requires their swift and efficient usage.
In addition, I would like to propose establishing a detention camp within Lincoln's boundaries - preferably somewhere that is uninhabitable and easily neglected. To me there is only one territory in Lincoln that meets these qualifications:
Staten Island.
