Attention comrades and friends! We are Philists! We smash injustice and corruption wherever it is found! We stand for the people, for the farming folk! We vaccinate people, we rankle the reactionaries, and we don't like high state taxes! Most of all we stand against Wulfricism! Now Philism is under attack more than ever, now by the dogmatists and deceivers of Denver! While Philists in Lincoln deal defeat after defeat to Wulfricism, and despite possessing a minority in the legislature, have defeated our foe at every turn, the leaders of Frémont denounce us for Wulfricism? Puzzling, but it troubles us not. We are Philists and we will win! We are everywhere, in Frémont, in Lincoln, and in the South. We are everywhere where the people are! Long live Orthodox Philism!
This is to keep the fun stuff out of my office thread, please don't take this seriously
