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KaiserDave
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« on: October 14, 2021, 02:16:20 PM »
« edited: October 14, 2021, 02:20:39 PM by KaiserDave »




Attention comrades and friends! We are Philists! We smash injustice and corruption wherever it is found! We stand for the people, for the farming folk! We vaccinate people, we rankle the reactionaries, and we don't like high state taxes! Most of all we stand against Wulfricism! Now Philism is under attack more than ever, now by the dogmatists and deceivers of Denver! While Philists in Lincoln deal defeat after defeat to Wulfricism, and despite possessing a minority in the legislature, have defeated our foe at every turn, the leaders of Frémont denounce us for Wulfricism? Puzzling, but it troubles us not. We are Philists and we will win! We are everywhere, in Frémont, in Lincoln, and in the South. We are everywhere where the people are! Long live Orthodox Philism!






This is to keep the fun stuff out of my office thread, please don't take this seriously
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« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2021, 02:18:49 PM »

Disgusting and disgraceful lies from the chief mouth piece for Wulfricism. You, Mr. Governor, are doing Wulfric’s bidding, and every victory that he wins, is because of you. Thankfully, the Patriots of Fremont, led by our First Minister, will bring you to justice.
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« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2021, 03:29:15 PM »

The West's holy justice is coming for you. What will you say in your defense when taken before THE PEOPLE's servants?
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KaiserDave
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« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2021, 03:31:28 PM »

The West's holy justice is coming for you. What will you say in your defense when taken before THE PEOPLE's servants?
When the PEOPLE stand with Philism, with the GOVERNOR, and against your WARPED WULFRICISM, they CANNOT lose.
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« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2021, 03:31:48 PM »

The state of Oregon will not recognize the puppet commission so long as it attacks the great ideology of Philism. The First Minister, sadly misguided by the nefarious forces of Wulfricism, will hopefully see the glorious light soon.
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« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2021, 03:33:52 PM »

The spectre of McTrumanyism, which itself hides a secret cult to Wulfricism among Frémont's highest ranking officials and councils, will be defeated. The witch hunt must end.
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« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2021, 03:40:31 PM »

The state of Oregon will not recognize the puppet commission so long as it attacks the great ideology of Philism. The First Minister, sadly misguided by the nefarious forces of Wulfricism, will hopefully see the glorious light soon.

As Marxism was corrupted by Lenin, Philism is corrupted by Wulfric. My committee represents the TRUE Philism, the Philism of the people, against the false "Philism" of the Philist-Wulfricist-Stalinist governor.
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« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2021, 03:44:51 PM »

The state of Oregon will not recognize the puppet commission so long as it attacks the great ideology of Philism. The First Minister, sadly misguided by the nefarious forces of Wulfricism, will hopefully see the glorious light soon.

As Marxism was corrupted by Lenin, Philism is corrupted by Wulfric. My committee represents the TRUE Philism, the Philism of the people, against the false "Philism" of the Philist-Wulfricist-Stalinist governor.
As Phil is Lord, KaiserDave is prophet. To insinuate that he has bowed to Wulfricism is blasphemy against TRUE PHILISM!
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KaiserDave
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« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2021, 03:59:49 PM »

S019, the NOTORIOUS NEOLIBERAL has been called for the WARPED WULFRICISTS to their TREASONOUS TRIBUNAL. Truman is turning over Frémont to the crony capitalists that Lincoln CONQUERED in the budget! Terrible! Philism stands against this!
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« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2021, 05:05:16 PM »


I am pleased to announce Philist aligned organizations have seized the Capitol Hill area of Seattle. We have established the Capitol Hill Philist Zone and will not be vacating the area until our demands are met. We will have an end to this so-called committee, we will have order, we will have Philism.
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« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2021, 05:09:41 PM »

Fake news! Seattle remains in LOYAL Frémonter hands, every inch of it!
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« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2021, 10:20:25 PM »

Deeply Disturbing!
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KaiserDave
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« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2021, 10:30:56 PM »

We proud that patriotic Frémonters are standing with the WORKING CLASS against the machinations that have overthrown democracy in their native land, and asserted Wulfricism in Denver. Philism will win!
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