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Big Abraham
Junior Chimp
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« on: October 06, 2021, 06:44:30 PM »
Ezekiel 23:20

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
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Big Abraham
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« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2021, 07:00:57 PM »
Quote from: Cybernetic Post-Growth Animism on October 06, 2021, 06:47:31 PM

It was only a matter of time before someone with the perpetual mind of an adolescent boy posted this. I wish I could call myself surprised.

Are you blaspheming Holy Writ?
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Big Abraham
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« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2021, 05:42:18 PM »
Quote from: It's a cruel, cruel, cruel summer on October 07, 2021, 01:25:31 PM
That passage from Ezekiel has a reputation for being the dirtiest verse in the Bible for good reason, but there's some similarly shocking stuff in the Book of Hosea, especially if one has a humiliation fetish.

There's also that passage in 1 Samuel about David carrying a warm sack of 200 Philistine foreskins as a dowry for Saul's daughter
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