Peb!/VAR 2021: We Do This Now, Or We Don't Do It

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

1:00 AM
On a Monday
Department of Federal Elections
Charlotte, NC



In an empty room, the Secretary of Federal Elections puts a miniature microphone on. The first thing we hear her say is "Ah sh**t, here we go again." She walks up to the podium and organizes a few sheets of paper, undoubtedly a speech.

Uh, hello. On January 24, 2017, the superhero young adult novel Dreadnought came out. In the near half-decade since its release, none of our presidents have made an effort to force teachers nationwide to teach the book in ninth-grade classes. Now that I've gotten someone else who actually regularly comes onto this site to read the book, I've decided to run for President... again: Because two candidates who actively support implementing Critical Belief of Dreadnought (CBD) are better than one.

What is CBD? Good question. CBD is a bit like CRT--you all know it, but instead of being taught things about race you don't want people to hear in college, impressionable youths are taught the Nemesis trilogy by April Daniels as part of their high school curriculum, as such:

-Dreadnought (2017) taught as part of freshman English
-Sovereign (2017) taught as part of sophomore English
-Until Dreadnought 3 (TBD) comes out, junior English will be dedicated to writing fan-made sequels to Sovereign.
-When Dreadnought 3 does come out, it is taught as part of senior English. Until then, peer review of your 16-year-old self's crappy Dreadnought fanfiction

By the way, this is going to be implemented at the national level, to stop the South from opting out. Calamity put it best in chapter 26 of Dreadnought: "Ain't no cavalry coming. We do this now, or we don't do it."

[Never Made it to Graceland]

Endorsed for a high pref.