I find it very funny how Americans are just looking on the whole thing with mild bemusement while the French just absolutely lose their s--t. Calm down, mes amies. Just because you have a military parade to celebrate the ancient times of Napoleon when you WERE actually formidable does not change the fact that you have been coasting -- hell, surviving -- on US military power since before the end of WW2. (You know, when you absolutely blew it and surrendered.)
The French military has the best power projection of any military in the world after the US, and until Sarkozy, had arguably the most capable foreign intelligence service in the world. So maybe
you need to calm down.