Would you convert to Christianity for a million dollars?

[THG]

Easiest yes vote ever. I'll do it for $20 if you're willing to Venmo me, BRTD.

Ok-- $15, and I'll become a vocal and outspoken Atlas Christian. Final offer.

Give me your Venmo.

[John Dule]

Easiest yes vote ever. I'll do it for $20 if you're willing to Venmo me, BRTD.

Ok-- $15, and I'll become a vocal and outspoken Atlas Christian. Final offer.

Give me your Venmo.

Hang on. I need to set up a payment system that won't reveal my identity if I give it to you.

[afleitch]

Easiest yes vote ever. I'll do it for $20 if you're willing to Venmo me, BRTD.

Ok-- $15, and I'll become a vocal and outspoken Atlas Christian. Final offer.

Give me your Venmo.

Hang on. I need to set up a payment system that won't reveal my identity if I give it to you.

What a cheapskate. 😀

[Figueira]

What do you mean by conversion. Do I have to truly in my heart accept God, or can I just pretend? How would anyone know what I truly believe?

How are we defining "convert to Christianity"? Do I need to just say that I'm a Christian? Start going to church every Sunday? Accept Jesus as my personal savior? Tell people that I accept Jesus as my personal savior?

I think my main reservations, unless we're talking about about some extreme form of Christianity, would be the fact that a big part of my identity is that I'm Jewish and not Christian, and also that I would feel bad about claiming to believe something that I don't. But a million dollars is hard to turn down.

Let's say you have to be baptized and formally join a church (it can be a liberal church obviously), and then attend church semi-regularly, not necessarily weekly but maybe something like twice a month on average.

OK, sure, no problem if I'm getting a million dollars out of it.

[GregTheGreat657]

If I'm already Christian, do I still get the money?

[Associate Justice PiT]

     Already a Christian, but echoing others that a conversion for money is likely insincere and therefore worthless.

[Buffalo Mayor Young Kim]

I’d flip to Orthodox (or Orthodox to Catholic).
Protestantism is right out.

[Biden his time]

Easiest yes vote ever. I'll do it for $20 if you're willing to Venmo me, BRTD.

Ok-- $15, and I'll become a vocal and outspoken Atlas Christian. Final offer.

Give me your Venmo.

Hang on. I need to set up a payment system that won't reveal my identity if I give it to you.

Free market at work

Truly though as a Libertarian you should raise the price to $200

[Samof94]

No, I never would. I can’t trust a greedy pastor who basically has Trump’s policy positions and doesn’t care about poor people.

[DaleCooper]

     Already a Christian, but echoing others that a conversion for money is likely insincere and therefore worthless.

In this case it'd be worth a million bucks.

[John Dule]

Easiest yes vote ever. I'll do it for $20 if you're willing to Venmo me, BRTD.

Ok-- $15, and I'll become a vocal and outspoken Atlas Christian. Final offer.

Give me your Venmo.

Hang on. I need to set up a payment system that won't reveal my identity if I give it to you.

Free market at work

Truly though as a Libertarian you should raise the price to $200

I was trying to make an offer that internet strangers would actually be tempted to take me up on. For the record, this offer is still open.

[DaleCooper]

No, I never would. I can’t trust a greedy pastor who basically has Trump’s policy positions and doesn’t care about poor people.

The cult of Evangelical Christianity, and especially the Republican version of it, isn't the only iteration of Christianity.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

No, I never would. I can’t trust a greedy pastor who basically has Trump’s policy positions and doesn’t care about poor people.

Good thing my church is nothing like that!

[Torie]

For a measly million?  LOL.

[Samof94]

No, I never would. I can’t trust a greedy pastor who basically has Trump’s policy positions and doesn’t care about poor people.

The cult of Evangelical Christianity, and especially the Republican version of it, isn't the only iteration of Christianity.

Thankfully so. Imagine a guy with a mega church becoming a white Ayatollah Khomeini who wanted the Bible to be the basis of the legal system.

[Samof94]

No, I never would. I can’t trust a greedy pastor who basically has Trump’s policy positions and doesn’t care about poor people.

Good thing my church is nothing like that!

Exactly!!!

[AtorBoltox]

Obviously. It'd be completely meaningless for me, and I'd continue believing what I want in my heart

[Cokeland Saxton]

Yes. I’d take the million and run.

[Dr. MB]

I’m sure that this is a one way ticket to hell no matter who takes it. This converter is gonna need to spend a lot of time repenting.

[Former President tack50]

Easiest yes vote ever. I'll do it for $20 if you're willing to Venmo me, BRTD.

Ok-- $15, and I'll become a vocal and outspoken Atlas Christian. Final offer.

Give me your Venmo.

Hang on. I need to set up a payment system that won't reveal my identity if I give it to you.

Just do a good old bank transfer?

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

It's the same God, Allah, Jehovah, Zeus, that we pray to even the non Christians like the Vikings had Odin whom was Jehovah, dies it really matter, no it doesn't what God you pray to, Normans pray to Joseph Smith whom was a prophet of God like Jesus and Allah and Moses

[John Dule]

It's the same God, Allah, Jehovah, Zeus, that we pray to even the non Christians like the Vikings had Odin whom was Jehovah, dies it really matter, no it doesn't what God you pray to, Normans pray to Joseph Smith whom was a prophet of God like Jesus and Allah and Moses

Your message of tolerance and coexistence between different faith traditions is a constant ray of hope in an otherwise dark and cruel world, OC.

[Mr. Smith]

Would you?

[Wikipedia delenda est]

Even a babe in religion may answer ten thousand such questions. For if it be unlawful to follow Christ for loaves, as it is, John 6, how much more abominable is it to make of him and religion a stalking horse to get and enjoy the world. Nor do we find any other than heathens, hypocrites, devils and witches that are of this opinion.

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

Everyone is either Muslim or Protestant, but Buddhist are neither and the Priesthood is having a problem with the Laity in Nicherin Shoshu Buddhist sect. Buddhist has taken a hit since the Pandemic ANYWAYs

The way the Chinese are trying to be imperial over Americans isn't helping Buddhist causes anyways, the height of Buddhist came in 2990s not now