Anonymous Confessions

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

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Joe did this last December and some of the responses were pretty great. I'll post responses as they come.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I really prefer donuts.

I'm very popular with the ladies.

I wear an adult diaper that my wife changes during my atlas sessions. I'm bedridden and also have four accounts that work simultaneously to enrage and troll the server.

I regret voting for Joe Biden. I only voted for him because he said he would forgive student debt, and now I look like a fool. I wish I voted Green Party again.

BG-NY is a r*tard.

I love Feet!

I have a crush on Peter Griffin.

I love shoving hot dogs up my ass

I have a big crush on Jimmie. 😳

to what?

I'm into mpreg

[Hindsight was 2020]

I really prefer donuts.

I'm very popular with the ladies.

I wear an adult diaper that my wife changes during my atlas sessions. I'm bedridden and also have four accounts that work simultaneously to enrage and troll the server.

I regret voting for Joe Biden. I only voted for him because he said he would forgive student debt, and now I look like a fool. I wish I voted Green Party again.

BG-NY is a r*tard.

I love Feet!

I have a crush on Peter Griffin.

I love shoving hot dogs up my ass

I have a big crush on Jimmie. 😳

to what?

I'm into mpreg

I’m pretty sure 75-80% of these confessions are from BRTD

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I'm 90% sure I saw a certain Atlas user on a dating app.

I love sniffing Donald Trump's hairy butthole

I once made a homemade fleshlight using vaseline and a flashlight

I’m in Congress.

TarHeelGiant is the dumbest f#cking poster to join this year.

Non Swing Voter is an insufferable little tosser

I think gay people are just like everybody else, except for the fact that they put cocks in their ass and suck on cocks and eat cum

Atlas overreacts to everything

Here's an honest one (because all of the ones so far seem fake): sometimes I look at poster's accounts to see if they list their email publically. If they do, I'll google them. I've probably found 10-15 posters' identities including their job or address through this. People should be more guarded about their personal info on this site.

Spicy!

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

i grew up in a mixed neighborhood, and am now going to a mostly white college. i fear white people judging me because of the color of my skin. i wish there weren't white people

Non Swing Voter has a tiny pee pee.

I have Body Intregrity Dysphoria. I need my legs to be paralzyed and useless.

Fergueson97 and S019 loves getting pegged by Hillary Clinton

NYCMM's pee pee is 1 millimeter long.

I met up with a modadmin last fall and we hooked up. I copied the user database from their computer. I am going to send copies of posts to all universities and employers for republicans.

Centrist Republican is a sock of coolface

I'm into 90 year old Grannies.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

TarHeelGiant is a moronic douche

I’m a dude who sits to pee.

I would enjoy these responses now before this thread gets deleted.

I'm currently a moderator on atlas and should be in federal prison for the contents of my hard drives. I'm also a heroin addict.

Scott is an awesome poster and he is a major contribution to the forum.

my older sister molested me when i was younger. i have nightmares about it every day

I'm a red avatar mod and NYCMM+his 57 accounts are all my socks. Virginia knows who I am and is cool with this.

A secret truth about the forum is that most of the things I know about the world come from this place. Atlas was more informative on my college thesis than most of the literature was, and certain posters have been major intellectual and personal influences in my life. I sometimes wish this wasn’t so, because I often feel like an imposter who’s take on a given situation is just from skimming the relevant atlas thread in 2016 or whatever.

What's your favourite food?

I'm gay.

one of the yellow avatars was kicked out of college. plagiarism

I'm technically not allowed any internet devices because sex offender but I've got a burner phone I use to post on atlas that I hide from my probation officer and caseworkers.

A recent poster posting as Israeli is an antisemite who posts on StormFront. Guess who?

Insert obligatory joke about wanting to have my pee pee turned inside out.

Most Atlas posters deserve to die. Nevertheless, it is useful for gaining insight into the current thinking of the Amerikan regime, given how overrepresented DC think tankies are.

BG-NY is a f#cking lunatic who belongs in a mental asylum. His political avatar and username changes every hour and his views are abhorrent and also changes every hour.

I need help on my homework.

Olawakandi is an alien from Area 51 and is part of the Illuminati.

Do y'all have any edibles?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I really prefer donuts.

I'm very popular with the ladies.

I wear an adult diaper that my wife changes during my atlas sessions. I'm bedridden and also have four accounts that work simultaneously to enrage and troll the server.

I regret voting for Joe Biden. I only voted for him because he said he would forgive student debt, and now I look like a fool. I wish I voted Green Party again.

BG-NY is a r*tard.

I love Feet!

I have a crush on Peter Griffin.

I love shoving hot dogs up my ass

I have a big crush on Jimmie.

to what?

I'm into mpreg

I’m pretty sure 75-80% of these confessions are from BRTD

I haven't submitted a single one yet. And come on, why would I need to confess to liking feet anonymously?

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I'm an admin of discord and personally appreciate the PTHC you guys upload in your secret pictures channels on your main discords so I haven't shut you guys down for that. Maybe I'll join atlas someday.

I'm Gandalf the White and you shall not pass!

BG-97 is a fat puerto rican who sent me nudes since I convinced him I'm a girl.

I wasn't racist until I moved to a diverse neighborhood. I ended up becoming a National Socialist. I'm a red avatar and a mod, biding my time and collecting dox on the race traitors for when the day of the rope comes.

I masturbate to sh**tty takes by blue avatars/people with positive social scores. I can no longer get off to porn or real women, only to sh**tty republican takes. My wife left me because of my six hour gooning sessions.

I'm a yellow avatar and would be in prison forever if the feds ever find what I buried in the local park.

BG-97 is an obvious eharding sock and personally paying the mods in order to not be banned.

I'm an atlas moderator, but also on Massachusetts' sex offender registry.
Atlas turned me from generic millenial democrat-leaning indie to hardcore National Socialist and feudal monarchist.

I'm one of BRTD's coworkers and I give him swirlies, titty twisters and indian burns regularly. He's such a loser.

I'm the israeli avatar antisemite. See if you can find the other one besides me.

penttilinkolafan is eharding doing a sock to try making republicans and covid-19 denialists look bad

I'm a high end secret federal agent who has knowledge about Reptilians are among us in the government and how the Rothschilds and Rockefellers control our planet.

I lied about being raped by an African-American guy in High School. He is in jail now and I ruined his life.

Brtd gave me a handjob at a St. Paul Walmart

Several members who claim to be minors are adults trying to catfish in Discord.

Pretty much all of these are from the same two or three people.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Rumors have it that Vladirmir Putin does posts on this forum and has a USSR avatar.

i self-harm every night. i want to stop.

Every time a reddit user indicates that she's a woman, I always check her profile posting history to see if she has posted any nudes.

[Hindsight was 2020]

According to these confessions this site has more registered sex offenders than women

[CEO Mindset]

According to these confessions this site has more registered sex offenders than women

it's moderator team alone has more registered sex offenders than women according to this

[FT-02 Senator A.F.E. 🇵🇸🤝🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦]

According to these confessions this site has more registered sex offenders than women

Welp, I guess it's time to whip out punishment Miami-Dade style...

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

One of the comments suggested I just filter out the dumb stuff, which I think we've had enough of. So real confessions only.

I am going to run for Congress the soonest I'm legally and logistically able to.

here's an actually serious one for you. i've gotten really into drugs lately (as an interest - i'm fascinated by them), and i'm worried it's beginning to become a problem. i'm not addicted to anything, because i keep doing lots of different ones, but it's getting to a point where i get high on *something* like...4-5 days a week, and i've spent quite a bit of money on this (not enough to cause any real harm, but more than a responsible person should). this despite the fact that my life (including my mental health) is actually probably better now than it has been in years. idk. it's a weird way of living. i'm doing just fine at this moment, but i worry for the future.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I can't help but say the N word out loud. It's a f#cked-up mental tic which unfortunately reveals itself sometimes.

I've committed multiple crimes which could land me hard time in federal prison.

Two of my Uncles are part of White Supremacist gangs. I share some of their views.

Atlas is currently one of the few things in life that keep me from falling into a deep quarter year crisis that would probably result in suicide

I am a man who normally sits to pee. I also hate urinals.

during high school I periodically stole money from my mom's purse to punish her for cheating on my dad

I can't wait to slaughter the kind of yuppies that predominate here when this country finally falls apart.

I have a golden shower fetish.

I am the Speaker in a Latin American legislature. This will be my last term in office so you yanquis are running out of time to guess my identity lol

This might seem like a joke but it honestly isn't. I'm one of the most vocally progressive posters on the forum and have been here for more than 4 years but in real life I'm a hardcore socon. I oppose gay marriage, abortion and especially the vile, putrid, false ideology of transgenderism. I started posting as a social liberal for a joke but became fairly popular doing so (I am a whore for reccys) and therefore never stopped. There is another similar poster who joined more recently than me that like me is a social conservative posing as a social liberal though they don't post as often. It would shock the forum I think if we were to reveal ourselves. I haven't even dropped the mask in PMs to my "friends" on here except to one other poster who was openly conservative but no longer posts. I have even pretended on PMs to be supportive of the trannies on here while reviling them. You won't guess who we are (I hope) and besides you couldn't prove it even if you guessed.

I dated two women at once. They liked each other well enough

[FT-02 Senator A.F.E. 🇵🇸🤝🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦]

I wonder if half of these is just Santander...

[The Dowager Mod]

You should know you are on a very short leash here, keep it PG-13.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I'm supposed to be working right now, but instead, I'm posting an anonymous confession

I’m actually a father of four. Not three.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

To the person who sent the dirty 9/11 cartoon: shame on you. Utter shame.

You know that it's okay to make fun of tragedies only after 22.3 years have passed since said tragedy, which in this case would be not a minute sooner than December 29th, 2023 at 11:10 PM EST.

You should know better.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Not quoting Scott for this so as to not bother him in his notifications.

I oppose [...] the vile, putrid, false ideology of transgenderism.

Well, you're not wrong, whoever you are. "Transgenderism" is a false ideology in that it's not an ideology. I know who I am, and while it may guide my ideology (like, for instance, the fact that I'm so adamant in my support for trans rights, when if I were cis I'd probably be a more passive supporter), it's not my ideology in itself.

I have even pretended on PMs to be supportive of the trannies on here while reviling them.

Well, duh. Every cis person who pretends to be supportive of "the trannies", as you so delicately put it, actually reviles them. Humans, as a rule, are scared of others who aren't like them. As Bo Burnham said, that is how the world works.

[Meclazine for Israel]

When I bought two cats, I named them Cat 1 and Cat 3 so people would feel sorry for me.

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

To the person who sent the dirty 9/11 cartoon: shame on you. Utter shame.

You know that it's okay to make fun of tragedies only after 22.3 years have passed since said tragedy, which in this case would be not a minute sooner than December 29th, 2023 at 11:10 PM EST.

You should know better.

I’m wondering what the hell it could be and idk if I want to know

[Santander]

Two of my Uncles are part of White Supremacist gangs. I share some of their views.

I should clarify I meant their views on environmental regulation of offshore oil.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

All the oldies on here are either ridiculous or boring. I'm not surprised people hate boomers

Atlas should die

Why didn't you post my confession that penttilinkolafan is actually Straha? That was not a joke, lol.

I almost got jumped a couple times.

I think some kind of skirts turn me on more than full nudity.

People think I'm nice, but I once got suspended from school for bullying.

I definitely want any lasting romantic relationship of mine to be an open one, even though everyone I know is strongly against them. Spending 50+ years with only one close person like it sounds like literal torture to me.

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

I sent a confession a bit ago, but I don't know if Scott got it, so I'll just confess it publicly: I honestly cannot tell if I'm straight or ace and it pisses me off. Being sexually attracted to men whilst also not enjoying the idea of engaging in sex with someone is a weird feeling.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I have prove that Santander is actually Andy Kaufman doing one of his famous personalities

I post frequently while drunk because my sober personality is usually too depressed to post

I bump stoves!

I am the junior chimp who had a chromosome fall off to produce dwarfism in the human race.

The treatment of LGBTQ+ people I see from many Christians is one of the reasons I called it quits on Christianity