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« on: June 18, 2021, 12:02:19 PM »
Are they food?
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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2021, 12:19:54 PM »
You're food.
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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2021, 12:28:45 PM »
No, they're furniture.


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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2021, 12:42:01 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2021, 02:25:44 PM »
I don't know why they wouldn't be.
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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2021, 02:28:40 PM »
They're food.
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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2021, 02:36:03 PM »

Have you ever actually attempted to eat a hot pocket?
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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2021, 07:01:56 PM »
It's as much food as any of the other cheap overprocessed beige garbage that's worse for your body than pure lead.

Oh, and it's made by Nestlé. HP "food"
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« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2021, 07:33:44 PM »
They're not great, but I'm not sure how someone could argue they're not food.
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« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2021, 07:45:07 PM »
I would not eat a Hot Pocket sandwich.
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« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2021, 08:16:46 PM »

Why?  Is cannibalism a bannable offense?
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« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2021, 10:44:51 PM »
It’s food, but not the healthiest. I would consider Food as anything that is edible and won’t kill you and humans would generally eat
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« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2021, 04:06:18 AM »

Away, savage!
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« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2021, 06:43:38 PM »
I've never seen them here and tbh I hope they never come given the comments. From a quick look they seem like a bad, frozen version of a empanada?
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« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2021, 07:13:17 PM »
« Edited: June 19, 2021, 08:37:13 PM by Hammy »
Quote from: tack50 on June 19, 2021, 06:43:38 PM
I've never seen them here and tbh I hope they never come given the comments. From a quick look they seem like a bad, frozen version of a empanada?



I had to look up empanada but from the looks of it, essentially yes.
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« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2021, 09:27:03 PM »
Quote from: tack50 on June 19, 2021, 06:43:38 PM
I've never seen them here and tbh I hope they never come given the comments. From a quick look they seem like a bad, frozen version of a empanada?
It's basically a cross between a terrible calzone and a terrible stromboli.
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« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2021, 09:30:58 PM »
Hot Pockets are GOAT. I have seven Hot Pockets a day.
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« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2021, 06:13:02 PM »
Most of you guys clearly aren't American college students. Freedom Food, came in clutch many nights when I was too lazy/busy to cook
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