What is the most badass name in history?

[VBM]

In my opinion, the answer is Zarathustra

[kcguy]

The Honorable Bentinck Yelverton Petty-Fitzmaurice.


(I'm in the mood to be weird.)

[Statilius the Epicurean]

[Big Abraham]

The Veiled Prophet of Khorassan

I know that's more of a title than a name but it's still pretty badass. His given name Hashim "al-Muqanna‘" is also badass

[Buffalo Mayor Young Kim]

Sigurd Snake-in-the-Eye is up there.

I remember some awesome Inca ones too, but can't think of them off the top of head

[Sir John Johns]

A minister of King Charles X of France was named:

Martial Côme Annibal Perpétue Magloire de Guernon-Ranville

with the combination of his five (legit if not even pretty common) first names intended to constitute the following phrase: ‘martial comme Annibal perpétue ma gloire’ which may be translated into English as something like ‘martial as Hannibal is perpetuating my glory’.

[1978 New Wave skinny trousers]

Praise-God Barebone

[Buffalo Mayor Young Kim]

Praise-God Barebone

His sons outdid him (or I gues, he outdid his father) with If-Christ-Had-Not-Died-for-Thee-Thou-Hads't-Been-Damned Barebone and Jesus-Christ-Came-Into-The-World-To-Save Barebone

[The Mikado]

Sigurd Snake-in-the-Eye is up there.

His brother Ivar the Boneless is up there.

[Tartarus Sauce]

[brucejoel99]

Motherf**ker Jones.

[Kleine Scheiße]

Joe Biden

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Staff Sargent Max Fightmaster.

[Agonized-Statism]

His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular