In Appeal For Contributions, Oklahoma Gov. Blames Biden For Chick-Fil-A Sauce Shortage

[Bootes Void]

https://www.advocate.com/politics/2021/5/17/gop-oklahoma-governor-biden-caused-chick-fil-sauce-shortage

Stitt blames President Biden for the sauce catastrophe as well as rising gas prices, which actually followed a ransomware attack on an oil pipeline.

Stitt then makes an awkward segue to Biden's supposed liberal agenda.

"Joe Biden's policies have REAL WORLD CONSEQUENCES he doesn't seem to tuned to [sic]," the fundraising missive reads. "He's more concerned about appeasing the woke liberals with his out of touch, radical, socialist agenda. ... Well, here in Oklahoma, we're fighting back against his out-of-touch agenda and standing up for everyday Americans. We're a Second Amendment Sanctuary State, fighting back against PETA's vegan agenda, and are reopened for business."

[Horus]

Grabbed a 12 count combo last night and when I got home noticed they'd only given me one Chik fil a sauce instead of the usual two. He makes a good point, and I'm probably gonna vote GOP from this point forward.

[Real Texan Politics]

Wasn't Ted Cruz joking about the sauce shortage being because of "Joe Biden's America"?

[brucejoel99]

I can actually confirm that none other than President Biden himself is indeed responsible for the sauce shortage: the madman ate all of the sauce. He's an unstoppable sandwich-&-fry eating machine, & Kamala promised Jill that she'd invoke Section 4 if he dared to consume one more container of the stuff without sharing any.

[DrScholl]

Fast and processed food should not be encouraged in states with no Medicaid expansion. Republicans encourage eating poorly while they control states with high obesity rates and no Medicaid.

[Skunk]

I have personally been robbing every Chick Fil A in the state of their sauce packets, knowing the right would blame Joe Biden, in an attempt to make conservatives look as stupid as possible to hide the fact that Joe Biden stole the election. You're welcome liberals.

[vitoNova]

Polynesian sauce is the GOAT and Chik-Fil-A is the 2nd best chicken on the planet after KFC.

[Person Man]

Fast and processed food should not be encouraged in states with no Medicaid expansion. Republicans encourage eating poorly while they control states with high obesity rates and no Medicaid.

Greedy people vote Republican and fat people are greedy.