what’s your current hairstyle

[Dr. MB]

Right now around 6 inches long. It’s straight with a bit of a curl at the back. Blocks my eyes if I pull it down over them or it’s super windy. It doesn’t really take much to style it except for a hairdryer in the morning.

[afleitch]

'Double zero' back and sides and short on top. Having an alopecia flare up so every new trip to the barbers it's like herding cats.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

The "I need a haircut"

[Sol]

My hair is far too long because I haven't had it cut since December, because of covid. As a result it is comically long in a very unfortunate way.

[Illiniwek]

I average a haircut once every 4 months, which is absurd, I know. After I get a haircut it is on the longer side of medium length, and by the time 3-4 months go by it has some flow. It goes back and forth from not being a very flattering look to being absolutely perfect length & look. I brush it backwards and use some non-aerosol hair spray to keep the hair out of my face, but I try to make sure it has some lift and volume up front.

[RINO Tom]

I don't know the terminology.  Pretty short but shorter on the sides than on the top.  Basic bro stuff.

[Ferguson97]

I don't know the terminology.  Pretty short but shorter on the sides than on the top.  Basic bro stuff.

[DINGO Joe]

Wash and wear

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I don't know the terminology.  Pretty short but shorter on the sides than on the top.  Basic bro stuff.

I don't know what bro stuff is but this sounds right.  Only I have a lot of gray! 

[Hope For A New Era]

Similar to Martin Heinrich's but just with a lot more hair generally, if that makes sense. I have extremely thick hair that can be hard to manage at times. I guess the bright side is that if I ever go bald I'll have a few years of amazing hair first as it thins.

[Diabolical Materialism]

Buzzcut

[YE]

I don't know the terminology.  Pretty short but shorter on the sides than on the top.  Basic bro stuff.

[The Dowager Mod]

Same as it ever was.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Cannot give you exact length's but my pony tail can reach the base of my back when I lean my head back. Its about an inch or two short of that when my head is in a normal position.

[MR DARK BRANDON]

Short on the sides; slicked back top

[Crumpets]

I think the "mop top" is the closest "official" haircut to what I have. I try to stick with a low-maintenance style that won't be easily pinnable to any particular point in time when people look back on pictures of me decades from now.

[Donerail]

My barber does not speak English well, so he just points at some photos he has on the wall and I give him a thumbs up. Result is usually what RINO Tom described, so I can't complain.

[vitoNova]

I guess what you call "alt-right".  On occasion grown out to a mop-top à la the Beatles circa 1964.  But I soon yearn for that "fresh" feeling of zero on the sides. 

[Conservatopia]

Im literally Matt Gaetz from the eyebrows up.

[Penn_Quaker_Girl]

Usually wear my hair in a simple ponytail -- sometimes over my right shoulder. 

[Torie]

Bald

[Big Abraham]

Medium-length brown curly hair with a hint of grey hairs thrown in the mix. Thinning on top but I've still got most of it. Depending on the frequency of my hair cuts, I've had people liken my hairstyle to that of a young Bob Dylan, Bob Ross, or Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

[Property Representative of the Harold Holt Swimming Centre]

Scruffy.

[Asenath Waite]

The "I need a haircut"