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« on: April 08, 2021, 01:20:39 PM »
« edited: April 09, 2021, 12:08:12 PM by Lincoln Republican »
Question:  What did Richard Nixon say when he was looking for Henry Kissinger?

Answer:   I wonder whose Kissinger now.
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« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2021, 01:22:53 PM »
« Edited: April 09, 2021, 12:09:50 PM by Lincoln Republican »
Question:  What do you call New York City after it has been overrun by pigs?

Answer:  New Pork City.
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« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2021, 01:26:42 PM »
« Edited: April 09, 2021, 12:12:05 PM by Lincoln Republican »
Question:  If you live in New York City, where do you take your dog to be groomed?

Answer:  Bark Avenue.
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« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2021, 01:35:53 PM »
« Edited: April 09, 2021, 12:14:04 PM by Lincoln Republican »
Question:  What did the teenage vampire say when he took his new girlfriend home to meet his parents?

Answer:  Mom, Dad, I would like you to meet my new ghoulfriend. 
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« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2021, 01:40:48 PM »
« Edited: April 09, 2021, 12:15:13 PM by Lincoln Republican »
Question:  What did the vampire say when he saw the woman of his dreams?

Answer:  Love at first bite.
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« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2021, 01:47:03 PM »
« Edited: April 09, 2021, 12:16:24 PM by Lincoln Republican »
One suit of armor says to the other suit of armor

Question:  Would you like to go with me to fight in the crusades?  

Answer:  I would love to, but I'm a little rusty right now.
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« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2021, 01:49:32 PM »
« Edited: April 09, 2021, 12:17:24 PM by Lincoln Republican »
Question:  When a suit of armor dies, what gets written on his tombstone?

Answer:  Rust In Peace.
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« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2021, 01:51:26 PM »
« Edited: April 09, 2021, 12:18:21 PM by Lincoln Republican »
Question:  What do you call a knight who likes to dance all the time?

Answer:  Sir Prance A Lot.
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« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2021, 01:54:39 PM »
« Edited: April 09, 2021, 12:29:06 PM by Lincoln Republican »
Question:  Who invented the Round Table?

Answer: Sir Cumference.


 
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« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2021, 10:31:27 AM »
Santa went to a home on Christmas Eve to leave presents for a girl and a boy 

When he entered the house, the boy and girl who live there were fighting

After leaving presents for the children, as he was leaving, Santa said to the children

Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good fight
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« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2021, 04:26:34 PM »
One chef to another chef:

What thyme is it?
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« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2021, 07:38:21 PM »
Patient to Doctor:

"Doctor, I broke my arm when I slipped on the ice.  I wasn't wearing winter boots."

Doctor to Patient:

"Yes, I have a bone to pick with you."
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« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2021, 12:46:02 PM »
Patient says:  Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

Doctor says:  Don't do that.
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« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2021, 01:53:19 PM »
What does the Pope say when he wants to talk to ET?

ET Phone Rome
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