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John Dule
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« on: April 21, 2021, 01:32:14 PM »

Question: Will a crowd ever be happy to see Eric Swalwell?

Answer: Only if he has an open-casket funeral.
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John Dule
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E: 6.57, S: -7.50

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« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2021, 04:06:06 PM »

Question: What's more dangerous than standing between a mother bear and her cub?

Answer: Standing between Eric Swalwell and a TV camera.
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John Dule
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« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2021, 02:01:16 PM »

Question: What's the etymology of Eric Swalwell's surname?

Answer: It's an onomatopoetic term for the noise he made when he slithered out of his mother's filthy womb.
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