Question: What's more dangerous than standing between a mother bear and her cub?
Answer: Standing between Eric Swalwell and a TV camera.
In one of Bob Dole's books about political wit (I think it was the first one: Great Political Wit, published 1998), Dole sort of told that joke, but about Chuck Schumer. "Where's the most dangerous place to stand in Washington D.C.? Between Chuck Schumer and a TV camera." (That's as I remember it.)
Here's mine: Pity the man who couldn't find anybody to sing with. He went out and bought himself a Duet Yourself Kit.
