KEEP YOUR PROMISES

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

https://www.londonsockcompany.com/edible-socks/


no reason to chicken out halfway.

The ingenuity of foot fetishists never ceases to amaze.

[Joseph Cao]

Many a parent will come to know the grief of sending their son off to seek his fortune in the East in time to be tempted and corrupted by its crass and decadent culture.

The people of Downstate Illinois are good honest hardworking folks, as are the people of Lincoln writ large, and we resent this unfair smear. If Representative OBD has decided to fall in with the Exeter-Yale Politburo Club, that is his decision to make.

What did you know about sock-eating, and when did you know it?

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

Many a parent will come to know the grief of sending their son off to seek his fortune in the East in time to be tempted and corrupted by its crass and decadent culture.

The people of Downstate Illinois are good honest hardworking folks

Bah! We have no use for you lords of Little Egypt, who deserted LINCOLN in his hour of need. You are practically Southerners! But Frémont has great love for the Old Northwest, wherein in 1787 the spirit of the West was born. It may be that spirit is still alive in the hearts of the people, waiting out the mastery of their cruel Eastern overlords. When it should spring forth again, we shall happily accept them as brothers and comrades in the struggle against Southern domination!

[Joseph Cao]

Bah! We have no use for you lords of Little Egypt

Fortunately, we don’t much appreciate being used. And I say this as someone who’s never lived in Little Egypt!

It may be that spirit is still alive in the hearts of the people, waiting out the mastery of their cruel Eastern overlords. When it should spring forth again, we shall happily accept them as brothers and comrades in the struggle against Southern domination!

I fail to see the relevance of Southern domination here, but it’s good to see that Frémont maintains its policy of having always been at war with both Eurasia and Eastasia.

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

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"None so blind as those who will not see."