Question for you all

[Drop Billionaires, Not Bombs]

How does it, as someone who was a young black girl growing up in the projects, feel to get where you are today? You were raised with the right values, and because of your hard work you serve in one of the highest positions in the United States of America.

You've opened doors for people everywhere. The forgotten and the oppressed. You've broken barriers and smashed glass ceilings.

So tell us, Atlas, what is your secret? How did the daughter of immigrants get to be where are you are today?

[Consuming is good, it's what we're made for]

How does it, as someone who was a young black girl growing up in the projects, feel to get where you are today?

i drove here

You were raised with the right values, and because of your hard work you serve in one of the highest positions in the United States of America.

i work in customer service

You've opened doors for people everywhere. The forgotten and the oppressed. You've broken barriers and smashed glass ceilings.

well someone is gonna have to clean up all that glass before someone gets hurt

So tell us, Atlas, what is your secret? How did the daughter of immigrants get to be where are you are today?

i drove here

[Santander]

Don't do drugs, kids.

[25 Abril/Aprile Sempre!]

How does it, as someone who was a young black girl growing up in the projects, feel to get where you are today?

I feel a bit tired, as I got here on foot.

You were raised with the right values, and because of your hard work you serve in one of the highest positions in the United States of America.

Indeed, I am a waiter working atop the summit of Denali.

You've opened doors for people everywhere. The forgotten and the oppressed. You've broken barriers and smashed glass ceilings.

Yes, I used to be a travelling usher. I later became a demolition man. I worry I might have gotten silicosis from being around all those shattered glass pieces.

So tell us, Atlas, what is your secret? How did the daughter of immigrants get to be where are you are today?

My secret is walking slowly but steadily. Again, it's how I got here.

[For Trump, everything. For immigrants, the law]

How does it, as someone who was a young black girl growing up in the projects, feel to get where you are today?

I took an Uber.

You were raised with the right values, and because of your hard work you serve in one of the highest positions in the United States of America.

Yes, teachers are very "valued" in the U.S.

You've opened doors for people everywhere. The forgotten and the oppressed. You've broken barriers and smashed glass ceilings.

What can I say? I'm very polite, but I have a temper, at times.

So tell us, Atlas, what is your secret? How did the daughter of immigrants get to be where are you are today?

The App Store helps when I don't feel like driving.

[Drop Billionaires, Not Bombs]

Very inspiring. You keep being you and don't let anybody bring you down.

[25 Abril/Aprile Sempre!]

Very inspiring. You keep being you and don't let anybody bring you down.

Nobody ever brought me down. I always made my downstairs trips unaccompanied.

[Anni di ghiaccio]

Meme aside, did Kamala actually grow up in the projects? I thought her parents were fairly well off.

[brucejoel99]

Meme aside, did Kamala actually grow up in the projects? I thought her parents were fairly well off.

Not as far as I can tell, but aside from this meme, I can't even find any evidence of her or anybody else asserting that she did.

[25 Abril/Aprile Sempre!]

Meme aside, did Kamala actually grow up in the projects? I thought her parents were fairly well off.

She apparently grew up in a duplex in West Berkeley. And yeah, her father is a professor emeritus at Stanford and her mother was a biologist.

[KoopaDaQuick]

cool

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Meme aside, did Kamala actually grow up in the projects? I thought her parents were fairly well off.

She apparently grew up in a duplex in West Berkeley. And yeah, her father is a professor emeritus at Stanford and her mother was a biologist.

Berkeley is a project.  It's an elaborate longitudinal experiment created by DARPA, named after its patron philosopher.

[Drop Billionaires, Not Bombs]

Meme aside, did Kamala actually grow up in the projects? I thought her parents were fairly well off.

Not as far as I can tell, but aside from this meme, I can't even find any evidence of her or anybody else asserting that she did.

This isn't a meme. The idea for this thread may or may not have been influenced by drugs.

[25 Abril/Aprile Sempre!]

Meme aside, did Kamala actually grow up in the projects? I thought her parents were fairly well off.

Not as far as I can tell, but aside from this meme, I can't even find any evidence of her or anybody else asserting that she did.

This isn't a meme. The idea for this thread may or may not have been influenced by drugs.

How many Lyrica pills did you take this time?

[Drop Billionaires, Not Bombs]

Meme aside, did Kamala actually grow up in the projects? I thought her parents were fairly well off.

Not as far as I can tell, but aside from this meme, I can't even find any evidence of her or anybody else asserting that she did.

This isn't a meme. The idea for this thread may or may not have been influenced by drugs.

How many Lyrica pills did you take this time?

I think I'm at eleven right now. 225 mg per tablet.

I'm doing a Bible Study with my gal-pal on Sunday and will likely be in the same mental state.

[Arson Plus]

How does it, as someone who was a young black girl growing up in the projects, feel to get where you are today? You were raised with the right values, and because of your hard work you serve in one of the highest positions in the United States of America.

I was raised in the hood and i smoked weed from age 5 and became a prostitute at age 12.

You've opened doors for people everywhere. The forgotten and the oppressed. You've broken barriers and smashed glass ceilings.

I plan on declaring war on Iran to ruin more lives, also, i plan on funding african warlords to ruin lives and plan on secretly funding white nationalist groups.

So tell us, Atlas, what is your secret? How did the daughter of immigrants get to be where are you are today?

I blackmailed the president into making me his vice president and blackmailed him into resigning.

[Joseph Cao]

How does it, as someone who was a young black girl growing up in the projects, feel to get where you are today?

Well, I just caught the last bus back to my apartment and I’m very tired, so I hope you’ll excuse me if my tone is a little perfunctory or if I pause to drink this conveniently placed glass of water. Thank you. That’s better.

You were raised with the right values, and because of your hard work you serve in one of the highest positions in the United States of America.

Sir or ma’am or however you wish yourself to be referred to, I live and work in Central Illinois. As you may have heard, we are rather short on altitude hereabouts. We’re also short on cash, solvency, immigration rates, clean politicians, and will to live, but those are all separate matters.

You've opened doors for people everywhere. The forgotten and the oppressed. You've broken barriers and smashed glass ceilings.

Well, my parents always taught me to be courteous and hold doors open for people. I run up to open doors even though the person I’m ushering through the door is far to the front of me. I open elevator doors for people getting into elevators that I have no intention of taking. A shady-looking man once asked to see the sample of Radix pedis diaboli I keep in my medicine cabinet and I gladly opened it for him.

So tell us, Atlas, what is your secret? How did the daughter of immigrants get to be where are you are today?

Again, I caught the last bus here. I’m clean out of small change, by the way. Spare a dime?

[Joseph Cao]

You've opened doors for people everywhere. The forgotten and the oppressed. You've broken barriers and smashed glass ceilings.

I plan on declaring war on Iran to ruin more lives, also, i plan on funding african warlords to ruin lives and plan on secretly funding white nationalist groups.

Goodness gracious, hasn't Phil Hartman (RIP) choked on enough McDonald's products? Why would you put the poor man through this again?

[JoeInator]

How does it, as someone who was a young black girl growing up in the projects, feel to get where you are today?

I came here on an electric Razor scooter.

You were raised with the right values, and because of your hard work you serve in one of the highest positions in the United States of America.

A high school senior doing virtual learning in his basement.

You've opened doors for people everywhere. The forgotten and the oppressed.

I wasn't always this way but ever since the day I walked into an automatic door I've had a change of heart.

You've broken barriers and smashed glass ceilings.

Look in my defense I was pushed and there was no warning not to lean on the glass dome I was in that day.

So tell us, Atlas, what is your secret? How did the daughter of immigrants get to be where are you are today?

Again, the electric Razor scooter.

[Tokugawa Sexgod Ieyasu]

How does it, as someone who was a young black girl growing up in the projects, feel to get where you are today?

I'm in an upstairs room in my house. I've been having some leg pain recently, but I can still climb the stairs comfortably.

You were raised with the right values, and because of your hard work you serve in one of the highest positions in the United States of America.

I do technically work for the federal government, yes, but not in a particularly august capacity.

You've opened doors for people everywhere. The forgotten and the oppressed. You've broken barriers and smashed glass ceilings.

GASLIGHT
GATEKEEP
GIRLBOSS

So tell us, Atlas, what is your secret? How did the daughter of immigrants get to be where are you are today?

I like living in two-story houses.

[Mr. Morden]

How does it, as someone who was a young black girl growing up in the projects...