So like, are we gonna get some background stories for these, or...?
If you're brave enough to ask lol
We're all ears pal
I don't think #1, #2, #4, or #7 really need any further explanation
#3 - I appear in some stock footage that was used in the
this video that blew up on YouTube in 2012 before some people started calling it a "scam" or "hoax" of some sort (even though I never particularly cared to find out why)
#5 - when I lived in Georgia, one of my friends bought a house and was featured on
House Hunters. He was a single guy, so I was recruited to play the part of "rational friend" to balance out some of his eccentricities, lol. The show is as fake and over-produced as the BuzzFeed tell-all's about it suggest.
#6 - I was on the floor of the House during Obama's 2012 SOTU. I got to attend by virtue of being a Senate page, and got to stand right behind Michele Bachmann!
#8 - public drunk in France
#9 - While I was working a campaign in college, I was the central character in a minor political "scandal" that was trafficked around by some very-online MS politicos for maybe half-a-day, lol. The story referred to me as a "golden boy of the GOP establishment" which I still think is quite a notable achievement, lol
#10 - I was in a Walmart when some guy decided to come in and shot his wife dead while she was working there. Pretty scary, although it didn't last very long. My university also had an "active shooter" scare while I was on-campus one time, but it ended up being a false alarm.
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