Would you rather be a Trump Staffer in San Francisco or Biden Staffer in the Texas Panhandle ?
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  Would you rather be a Trump Staffer in San Francisco or Biden Staffer in the Texas Panhandle ?
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Question: Would you rather be a Trump Staffer in San Francisco or Biden Staffer in the Texas Panhandle ?
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Trumpist in Frisco
 
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Bidenist in Potter County
 
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 it, i'll sabotage whoever sends me there
 
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« on: February 09, 2021, 08:38:12 AM »

A random deity feels pissed at you and decides to curse you by teleporting you back to the start of the 2020 primary cycle on April 25th 2019. You are banned from using your future knowelge to benefit yourself personally but because of the butterfly effect there will not be any covid-19, however the US election results will be the same on all levels.

You are forced to either be a trump staffer in san Francisco who was hired and sent there because the trump team wanted footage and stories to feed their perscution complex, so found you as a disposable asset to throw at the san Francisco mob.

You can instead work for Biden, who will deploy you to the texas panhandle initially to help in his primary campagin but later to form an initial investment in texas in case the election gets hot. You are not allowed to leave the region you are assigned for more than a 2-week long break nor can you sabotage your candidates campagin.

Which do you pick ?
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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2021, 08:41:13 AM »

Bidenist in Potter, as being a Trumpist in general is stupid. Even if the US Election results will be unaltered, it still wouldn't feel good on my conscience.
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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2021, 08:48:35 AM »

Biden, obviously. I wouldn't want to work for a fascist. Plus I already live in a pretty red county and I really did not experience much heckling despite my prominently displayed Biden paraphernalia (a driver gave me the finger while I was out on a walk wearing my Biden-Harris shirt in September) so I think I could handle Texas.
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« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2021, 09:05:57 AM »

Bidenist in Potter County. Amarillo is fine and I'm not working for a conman like Trump.
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« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2021, 09:37:28 AM »

I pick being the filmmaker in San Francisco, lol
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« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2021, 09:44:21 AM »

I pick being the filmmaker in San Francisco, lol
You are required to wear a MAGA Hat and at least one piece of trump apparel at all times while working. Similar requirement apply to a Biden workers requiring partisan apperal.
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« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2021, 10:39:02 AM »

Amarillo actuallt has several Biden precincts clumped together, so I imagine it wouldn't be that bad. Also I'd prefer to work for the candidate I actually like and also Anywhere in the U.S>>>>>>>>>>>San Fransisco.
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« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2021, 10:46:08 AM »

I pick not living in Amarillo
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« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2021, 01:19:54 PM »

I had lunch at a Torchy's Tacos in Amarillo in December, and all the other people in line seemed normal. I went to Palo Duro Canyon and that was beautiful. The Texas Panhandle is awfully cold and windy, but you could live a normal life there.
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« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2021, 04:14:50 PM »

Why would I want to be a staffer in general let alone a Trump staffer?
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« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2021, 04:24:24 PM »

Anywhere in the U.S>>>>>>>>>>>San Fransisco.

That's an insane take but I'd take the Biden job anyway for moral integrity/the ability to sleep at night/career advancement.
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« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2021, 08:19:25 PM »

Trump staffer since guns ownership is less and the weather is good.

Also don't call it Frisco.
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« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2021, 11:05:17 PM »

A Biden staffer in Texas as I'd be able to afford the rent or even a mortgage if I thought I'd be staying there a while.
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« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2021, 01:20:24 AM »

In 2008 my wife and I housed an Obama staffer three weeks after our first son was born. We lived in one of the most Republican counties in Ohio.

Wouldn't have traded it for the world.
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