Have you ever: JoeInator edition

[JoeInator]

I thought I would john in on the "Have you ever" bandwagon, so here's my version!

[Mexican Wolf]

All but 5, 6, and 9.

[Battista Minola 1616]

I am pretty sure I have tripped and fell going up stairs. I have definitely stood outside while it rained sideways. Not only I have done the following, but one of the things I considered for my Have I Ever but didn't make the cut was "insulted someone in Albanian".

I have never played Cards Against Humanity with my family, but I once did it with my friends from my high school maths team and that was one of the most exhilarating things I've done in my life.

[SevenEleven]

I've eaten a burrito, drank someone else's drink, been in sideways rain, and played CAH with a sibling.

[ProgressiveModerate]

I used to think f*** was a variant of a duck, and I remember one time I went to the zoo with my class and at the pond I asked my teacher if something was a f*** and I think she felt offended but hey, that was 8 year old me.

[JoeInator]

Some of the context of my options:

Eaten a burrito: As of February 1, 2021, I have not eaten a burrito. I turn 18 3 months from today.

Spelled a Jackbox answer incorrectly: Way too much. I often type on my phone too quickly and don't proofread before submitting.

Tripped and fell going up stairs: Happened while I was a sophomore in high school. As far as I know I was the only one in the stairwell at the time so no one else heard it.

Drank someone else's drink thinking it was yours: I once drank my friend's glass of Sprite thinking it was my glass of water even though I didn't even ask for a glass of water in the first place.

Shipped fictional characters not knowing they were siblings: When I first played the Ace Attorney games I thought the Fey sisters were a lesbian couple before I was told they were, well, sisters.

Been in a selfie taken while you were sleeping: During my 8th grade DC trip a kid who I had never talked to (and haven't talked to since) walked into the hotel room I was staying in and took a selfie with me while I was sleeping. I still haven't seen the picture.

Stood outside while it rains sideways: A couple years ago my friend offered to give me a ride home from school but I declined, thinking my father would pick me up. While I was waiting for him to show up it rained sideways, leaving me defenseless against the rain and the wind. As soon as I got in my dad's car it stopped raining and the sky cleared. I was quite angry with myself that day.

Threatened someone in a foreign language: As part of an Italian assignment my freshman year I threatened one of my classmates with the belt. We did not get in trouble with my Italian teacher for including it.

Played Cards Against Humanity with your family: During Thanksgiving 2019 I decided to play Cards Against Humanity with my cousins, aunts, and uncles. I convinced my parents to go to bed early that night. That was when I realized I come from a family of horrible people.

Accidentally insulted someone by not knowing what a word means: As surprising as this sounds I haven't actually done this (not that I can remember, at least).

[Esteemed Jimmy]

Eaten a burrito       
Tripped and fell going up stairs       
Drank someone else's drink thinking it was yours       
Stood outside while it rains sideways

[Cokeland Saxton]

2, 3, and 8

[T'Chenka]

Oh, my sweet summer child...

[kwabbit]

A few years ago I trip and fell going up the stairs and broke my hand lol. Smashed my hand on the railing during the fall.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Shipped fictional characters not knowing they were siblings: When I first played the Ace Attorney games I thought the Fey sisters were a lesbian couple before I was told they were, well, sisters.

Isn't the case in which Maya is introduced called Turnabout Sisters?

[JoeInator]

Shipped fictional characters not knowing they were siblings: When I first played the Ace Attorney games I thought the Fey sisters were a lesbian couple before I was told they were, well, sisters.

Isn't the case in which Maya is introduced called Turnabout Sisters?

Yeah, it was. But I wasn't paying attention that day and I jumped to a very wrong conclusion.

[Torrain]

Stood outside while it rains sideways   

*Laughs in Scotland*

My jeans, shoes, hat, jumper, coat and gloves are on the drying rack right now, because I dared to step outside for 10 minutes in February.

[thumb21]

Tripped going upstairs
Drank someone else's drink thinking it was mine - Most people must've done this
Stood outside while it rains sideways