TOILET PAPER EQUITY ACT
1. No Regional funds shall be expended for the purchase of one-ply toilet paper.
2. No Regional funds shall be expended for the purchase of toilet paper for the Regional capitol building, appurtenant offices, and/or other Regional buildings that is of different, varying, or inferior or superior quality to toilet paper provided in or on any other Regional property.
3. It is the position of the Southern Region that no officer or employee of the Southern Region shall receive better quality toilet paper in public toilets than is available to the general public in such toilets.
4. This act shall take effect within thirty (30) days of passage.
Not this silliness again.....
