To Sir Woodberry with no love.
A Christmas Carol, the John Dule Version.
(PQG as the ghosts of Christmases past showing that Christianity had a history of encouraging economic activity through trades in relics)
( let's say, Cathcon as the Ghost of Christmas present showing how the modern season stimulates a free market economy with crass commercialism)
( fuzzy bear as the Ghost of Christmas future - - A mercifully silent role - - to show how Dule turning back on the holiday season cause people to not give to charity, but instead rely on large-scale government social welfare programs)
( and yours truly as his former business partner to tell him that Hell is real and it sucks, so convert now)
It's funny you should say this. I was thinking about writing this up for next Christmas, albeit with Minola and Nathan in it as the ghosts.