Thoughts?

[Antonio the Sixth]

PResented without context:

[Big Abraham]

wut

[𝕭𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖆 𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖑𝖆]

I'm laughing incontrollably and I'm feeling bad for this.

Not sure if I even want to know the context behind it.

[Chips]

Hmm.

[Joseph Cao]

"Rutherfraud B Hayes"

[JoeInator]

"Rutherfraud B Hayes"

Along with "James Buchanon" and "Grover Cleavland"

I gotta give them credit for spelling Cleveland wrong both times. At least they're consistently wrong.

Also, where's the question in this? It just lists a bunch of names then stops. I thought I had a stroke when I first read this but no, that's actually the way it is.

The only context for this I can think of is that Samuel Tilden's spirit angrily made this list but got bored halfway through.

EDIT: So apparently I spelled "and" wrong and didn't catch it. I shouldn't be one to talk about the spelling errors in this.

[Sopranos Republican]

Is this like a history test written by a drunk or something?

[Crumpets]

Boromir's body lies a-mouldering in the grave
Boromir's body lies a-mouldering in the grave
Boromir's body lies a-mouldering in the grave
His soul is marching on!

[Cokeland Saxton]

Reading this hurt my brain

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

The number of blanks is correct for the Ruling Stewards of Gondor. Why someone chose to fill it with the Presidents after George is beyond me.

[All Along The Watchtower]

1. Plaintiffs are clearly not the first group of Black and Latino voters deprived of their right to legally cast a vote in a federal election, but they are the first such group to stand in the gap for all People of the United States of America. Plaintiffs’ urgent plea before this Honorable Court, in this current Constitutional Crisis, is to restore the rule of law to our Republic and its government by consent of the governed by placing appropriate constitutional checks and balances on the current Congress and President, both of which have been unlawfully elected in violation of HAVA.

2. “Gondor has no King,” to invoke a very appropriate quote from the J.R.R. Tolkien epic classic, “Lord of the Rings.” 2

2 During the course of the epic trilogy, the rightful King of Gondor had abandoned the throne. Since only the rightful king could sit on the throne of Gondor, a steward was appointed to manage Gondor until the return of the King, known as “Aragorn,” occurred at the end of the story. This analogy is applicable since there is now in Washington, D.C., a group of individuals calling themselves the President, Vice President, and Congress who have no rightful claim to govern the American People. Accordingly, as set forth in the Proposed Temporary Restraining Order, as a remedy the Court should appoint a group of special masters (the “Stewards”) to provide a check the power of the illegitimate President until this Constitutional Crisis can be resolved through a peaceful legal process of a Preliminary Injunction Hearing and a jury trial on the merits.

https://www.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.txwd.1120287/gov.uscourts.txwd.1120287.6.0.pdf

[All Along The Watchtower]

1. Plaintiffs are clearly not the first group of Black and Latino voters deprived of their right to legally cast a vote in a federal election, but they are the first such group to stand in the gap for all People of the United States of America. Plaintiffs’ urgent plea before this Honorable Court, in this current Constitutional Crisis, is to restore the rule of law to our Republic and its government by consent of the governed by placing appropriate constitutional checks and balances on the current Congress and President, both of which have been unlawfully elected in violation of HAVA.

2. “Gondor has no King,” to invoke a very appropriate quote from the J.R.R. Tolkien epic classic, “Lord of the Rings.” 2

2 During the course of the epic trilogy, the rightful King of Gondor had abandoned the throne. Since only the rightful king could sit on the throne of Gondor, a steward was appointed to manage Gondor until the return of the King, known as “Aragorn,” occurred at the end of the story. This analogy is applicable since there is now in Washington, D.C., a group of individuals calling themselves the President, Vice President, and Congress who have no rightful claim to govern the American People. Accordingly, as set forth in the Proposed Temporary Restraining Order, as a remedy the Court should appoint a group of special masters (the “Stewards”) to provide a check the power of the illegitimate President until this Constitutional Crisis can be resolved through a peaceful legal process of a Preliminary Injunction Hearing and a jury trial on the merits.

https://www.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.txwd.1120287/gov.uscourts.txwd.1120287.6.0.pdf

More:

If the Defendants and the illegitimate Congress and President their actions installed are able to continue to govern the United States, it will cease to be a republic. It may become a true RINO “republic in name only” in the sense that the “People’s Republic of China” contains the word “Republic,” although it is common public knowledge that China does not in any way belong to its people.

Internet searches regarding cancel culture will bring up headlines describing tangible fear from those on the political right of being eventually rounded up into Soviet-style gulags or “reeducation camps."

[Sosalol]

I agree tbh

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

1. Plaintiffs are clearly not the first group of Black and Latino voters deprived of their right to legally cast a vote in a federal election, but they are the first such group to stand in the gap for all People of the United States of America. Plaintiffs’ urgent plea before this Honorable Court, in this current Constitutional Crisis, is to restore the rule of law to our Republic and its government by consent of the governed by placing appropriate constitutional checks and balances on the current Congress and President, both of which have been unlawfully elected in violation of HAVA.

2. “Gondor has no King,” to invoke a very appropriate quote from the J.R.R. Tolkien epic classic, “Lord of the Rings.” 2

2 During the course of the epic trilogy, the rightful King of Gondor had abandoned the throne. Since only the rightful king could sit on the throne of Gondor, a steward was appointed to manage Gondor until the return of the King, known as “Aragorn,” occurred at the end of the story. This analogy is applicable since there is now in Washington, D.C., a group of individuals calling themselves the President, Vice President, and Congress who have no rightful claim to govern the American People. Accordingly, as set forth in the Proposed Temporary Restraining Order, as a remedy the Court should appoint a group of special masters (the “Stewards”) to provide a check the power of the illegitimate President until this Constitutional Crisis can be resolved through a peaceful legal process of a Preliminary Injunction Hearing and a jury trial on the merits.

https://www.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.txwd.1120287/gov.uscourts.txwd.1120287.6.0.pdf

More:

If the Defendants and the illegitimate Congress and President their actions installed are able to continue to govern the United States, it will cease to be a republic. It may become a true RINO “republic in name only” in the sense that the “People’s Republic of China” contains the word “Republic,” although it is common public knowledge that China does not in any way belong to its people.

Internet searches regarding cancel culture will bring up headlines describing tangible fear from those on the political right of being eventually rounded up into Soviet-style gulags or “reeducation camps."

Was this intentional parody or accidental parody?

Even if they were being serious, why would they expect either that courts wouldn't be in cahoots with the two "illegitimate branches" or that the "illegitimate branches" would follow an order from a "legitimate court"?

[SingingAnalyst]

I LOL'd (and I don't laugh often).

As for filling in the blanks, I have no clue!

[Sosalol]

I agree wholeheartedly