Republicans become the party of computer nerds, x-treme sports fans, space gangsters and pot-heads
Democrats become the party of tree huggers, industry porn stars, "purists" and classical instrument musicians
The upper south decides they love Washington and want some cool, free stuff
The deep south decides they hate Washington and just want to be left the hell alone
Montana gets invaded by hippies
The southwest gets overrun with mexicans, perpetrating a massive white flight to Colorado
New Jersey becomes the Nevada of the east coast, "Dont tread on me!"
Minnesota continues to be the Vermont of the midwest, "we're smarter than the rest of you dumb hicks!"
California continues to be wacky just for the hell of it and flips back to the Republicans
